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Your Evil Pet Butt Plug: A Guide to Proper Care and Handling by Anonymous for BlueBeards_Wife
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2026
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What Harry wanted: to spend a lazy Saturday morning in the garden, with his cup of coffee and nothing to do. What Harry got: a cursed butt plug, sent by a vicious owl and accompanied by a threatening note. A cursed, semi-animate pet butt plug that hovered at arse-level and veered wildly between ominous and adorable.
Or: Harry avoids the embarrassment of going to his crush (one Draco Malfoy, a curse-breaker, who could certainly help him) by developing a new hobby as a sex toy investigator.
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Bookmarked by Arrow788
01 Mar 2026
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It was inevitable, really, that such a thing would fall into Harry's focus eventually.
"It's not happening," Remus tells him, his voice forceful even in his exhaustion.
When the obvious, reassuring agreement he'd expected doesn't come however, his hackles rise.
"Sirius," he says again, low and direct. "It's not happening."
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- Part 5 of Wolfstar rewrite
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Black is the Night Until the Stars Gather by Scorpio_Darkstar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2026
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What if Hermione Granger worked to free Sirius Black in the immediate events following third year? What if she enlisted the help of the Malfoy family? What if it uncovered more than she was bargaining for?
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i feel like prey (i feel like praying) by multiworlds111
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Feb 2025
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“I did! I told you! Besides, you already know, don’t you? McGonagall knows. She told me to keep my head down, and I did, I swear! But I can’t exactly stop breathing for a full hour of class, can I? Umbridge puts me in detention no matter what I do-”
Severus loses his little patience almost immediately. “I do not care about your detentions! Stop being so evasive and tell me what happened to your hand.”
“Don’t make me say it!” Potter shouts, face screwing up with frustration. “You already know! Can you not be such a major git for once and not make me say it? You can still mock me all you want. Why don’t you go get Draco Malfoy in here to help you out? I don’t care, just don’t make me say it out loud!”
OR: my take on what could have happened with the blood quill if Harry had adults he could actually depend on
(title from Prey by The Neighbourhood)
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Harry Potter was hardly listening as the new first years were sorted, that was until his name was being shouted by the sorting hat.
“Harry Potter, you must speak with me immediately.”
He wasn’t prepared for the conversation to leave him in the snake pit, wearing green and silver.
Lots of teenage fun, petty revenge, romance and some major tweaks to the canon story.
