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    By the end of the week, Danny wasn’t sure what kind of asylum he’d crawled into.

    The butler tried to feed him. (He didn’t eat human food anymore. The man looked so sad when Danny refused the soup that Danny almost felt guilty.)

    Someone strung up crosses in the attic. (Danny ignored them. But when they brought up putting in Christmas lights? He hissed on instinct and nearly melted through the floorboards.)

    The angry sword kid tried to evict him again. Danny iced him into a snowdrift in the corner. (Not his fault if he kept coming back.)

    The insomniac came back with a stethoscope, for some reason. He pressed it against the casket lid and muttered about “no heartbeat.” Danny gave one loud, dramatic snore in response.

    All Danny wanted was one thing. Just one.

    Sleep.

    Was that so hard?

    Apparently, in this house, yes.

    Or,

    Danny just wanted a nap, but instead he got a nosy family and a stuffed bat named Steve.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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    11 Oct 2025

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    New hire Danny Fenton is odd. Tim Drake, (one of) the world's best detective(s), is gonna figure out why.

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    01 Oct 2025

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    Danny was adopted by the Fentons as a baby. He knows that, but has no idea who his birth parents are. All he has is a place of birth. Not that it matters.

    Well, it didn't use to matter. But now that his parents - that Jack and Maddie - have found out his secret and not taken it well, maybe it's time for him to try and seek his birth parents out and find out why he was given up for adoption and if they'd be willing to help him out. He doesn't really have many other options at this point.

    Actually, he has zero other options because Vlad would never be a viable one.

    Off to Gotham he goes.

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    02 Sep 2025

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    John Constantine didn’t know how he ended up as a father of two eldritch abominations but here he is making Mac n’ Cheese for the two horrors.

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    31 Aug 2025

  5. Rec 61

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    Usually Kon only has to look out for planes or birds when he's out flying. Cute white-haired boys with beautiful green eyes? Not so commonly found above the clouds. But there's a first time for everything!

    (And he really hopes it's not the last, if it's Danny we're talking about here.)

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    11 Aug 2025

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