ArsonryoftheSelf
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Holed up in a safehouse with nothing but whiskey and microwave noodles to keep them company, V confesses she thinks he's pretty, and Takemura offers her the glimpse of the future they might've had if things could have gone differently.
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Wrong City, Wrong People by ArsonryoftheSelf
Fandoms: John Wick (Movies), Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game)
18 Feb 2025
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V steps through the wrong door and ends up 2014 instead of 2077, and falls into a whole new kind of underground.
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Under any other circumstances, she never would've met him. Not while they were both working at Arasaka, not while she was dressed up in a blazer and a miniskirt. But company retreats have a funny way of gathering important people together under one roof, and when V runs into Saburo's handsome bodyguard, she just can't help herself, especially not when he's looking at her like *that*.
AKA Takemura first meets V at the height of her Corpo days. When he meets her again in a dump with a bullet in her head, and things go a little differently.
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What do you do when the ghost in your head calls you his best friend? V thinks the answer is probably drinking until you can't see straight.
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V sleeps with Takemura. Johnny gets jealous and decides she needs to be shown what's what.
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Our Flag Means Moments Snatched from Violence by ArsonryoftheSelf
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Mar 2022
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Dr. Winchester hears an off hand comment from one of his students and find himself browsing a website dedicated to rating university professors. He's not surprised by his rating -- but is a little miffed to see the department chair has an even better one. Clearly, something needs to be done about this.
University!AU fic in honor of LiteraryOblivion's birthday.
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- Part 1 of Chili Pepper 'Verse
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14 Mar 2025
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This is the day that marked the Holy and Blessed Union of Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle.
The merging of prominent bloodlines is always a grand occurrence, but breeding pedigree hunter families like Winchester and Harvelle is something to be rejoiced. It is also something to be meticulously planned, which thankfully the Host is very good at.
Or, the romantic comedy where Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle are destined to get married, Castiel is given the task of playing matchmaker and fails terribly, the entire Heavenly Host becomes a sitcom audience, God warns against male pregnancy, and Jimmy Novak is incredibly unimpressed with angels in general.
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A Beginner's Guide to Communing with the Dead by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Supernatural
05 Nov 2013
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Maybe it's the little girl whose disappearance turned into a murder, and whose murder turned into a cold case, and who has now apparently decided to move in with him. Maybe it's the unacceptable hole left in his life when his dumb best friend and partner in (the prevention of) crime decided to go and get himself killed. Maybe it's his brother, whose high-profile career and fantastic girlfriend and first-child-on-the-way are steadily leaving Dean in the dust. Pick one. Pick all of them. The why doesn't matter so much as the what, and the what is this: Dean is pretty sure he's going completely, certifiably insane. Sure, he hasn't started wearing all his clothes inside out, and he still showers on a regular basis (anyways, that's not crazy, just a little eccentric); but there's no getting around the fact that he just threw away his life, his career, and his reputation by dragging out his mom's old necromancy book and summoning a Class A Forbidden Entity to his attic. A cranky one, too. With horrendous bed-head.
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Bookmarked by ArsonryoftheSelf
14 Mar 2025
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Francis felt he was observing James as a naturalist might observe the patterns of a strange and alien creature, as though he had suddenly received more insight into James’s nature than he had ever expected or even desired—that he had glimpsed a soft underbelly James himself perhaps did not know he possessed.
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Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier, Captain of HMS Terror —and now de facto leader of this failing expedition—was certain he must be dreaming. He knew this because, for once, in what felt like many godforsaken months, he was warm.
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Or, Francis dreams of a wholly different kind of communion only his second can offer.
Bookmarked by ArsonryoftheSelf
25 Feb 2025
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The francis etheral dream fic where he eats james for dinner (not literally)