Autistic_Cryptid
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Talk Dirty to Me by Autistic_Cryptid
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2015)
11 Jan 2026
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Sideswipe never thought he’d have his body stolen by a Decepticon.
He also never thought it would lead to fucking his crush.
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Based on the episode where Vertabreak steals Sideswipes body but instead Vertabreak decides to get naughty.
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Keep Your Head Above the Water by Cass_Phoenix
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers - All Media Types
19 Jan 2026
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(Rewrite and extension of Febuwhump Day 10: Magic Exhaustion.)
An exploration around the Malto's property goes awry when Bumblebee and the Terrans stumble upon a magical pond that appears to have a singular ability: turn whoever touches it young.
Consequently, the Terrans have to deal with a significantly younger Bumblebee - B-127 - with a heightened sense of self-importance and attitude. Confusion gripping all sides of the fiasco, the group of sparklings desperately search for a way to restore him to the mentor they know, all while trying to navigate their new and terrifying relationship.
Not that B-127's helping make things easier.
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- Part 1 of Please Don't Drown In Your Sorrows
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21 Feb 2026
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Sideswipe wants to have some alone time with Jazz but Bumblebee calls at the worst possible time to check in on him. Of course that isn't going to stop his fun.
A birthday present for Aiuke
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21 Jan 2026
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Jazz only makes it thirteen kliks out of the underground Decepticon facility in Colorado before the inhibitor they tagged him with overrides his remaining motor control.
He's already on his knees in the dirt when Ravage finds him, an unmistakable warmth creeping through his frame. The slug he took to the shoulder must have fragged with his electrical routing, even though he's so heavily modded and loaded up with suppressant coding it shouldn't even be possible for his cycle to activate without some serious medical intervention.
Jazz evades capture on a botched covert op until he doesn't. Luckily, the mech that finds him isn't at all interested in killing him.
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- Part 8 of Eremji's 2025 Kink Bingo
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19 Dec 2025
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𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 by Ermwutthesigma
Fandoms: Transformers: Rescue Bots, Transformers - All Media Types
16 Dec 2024
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Heatwave is being an asshole and Blades is sick of it, he pins him to get him to listen, turns out Heatwaves into that.
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12 Dec 2025
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Starscream comes back from death claiming to be Megatron's personal pleasure-drone. Kink-meme fill for 'reprogrammed'.
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28 Oct 2025