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The hallway outside of his room is quiet and dim when he slowly slides the bedroom door open; everyone else is asleep. He pads down the hallway in only his boxer shorts, idly scratching his chest when he turns the corner into the common room and finds them.
There, on the best sofa in the eighth-year shared common room, sits Hermione Granger, Ron’s ex-girlfriend, best friend, half naked, astride—fucking Draco Malfoy??
Literally, fucking. Draco. Malfoy.
or: Ron receives sex lessons from the ever self-sacrificing Pansy Parkinson
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14 Feb 2025
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“You know what, Potter?” Pansy threw her napkin on her plate and pushed her chair back, standing up with a deadly look on her face. “Fuck you! Fuck you and your stupid fucking self, your stupid fucking scar, and your stupid fucking hair.”
“Fuck me? I’d like to see you try, Parkinson! As if I’d ever –” Harry shot back.
Pansy sneered and before she knew it she was hauling her fist back and connecting it with Potter’s nose. Blood gushed out and Potter swore while chaos erupted around them. Someone gasped, there were some cheers, and an, “Oh Pansy, dear."
“Apologies for my outburst,” Pansy sniffed. “I must be going, but I’ll owl. Potter? I hope you choke.”
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Pansy Parkinson somehow got herself dragged into a Gryffindor/Slytherin love nest except that she didn't love anybody. Except Molly Weasley, who is now the mother she never had.
It was literally the end of the world as Pansy knew it. Now there were pick up quidditch games to attend, weekly Sunday lunch at the hovel – Burrow, excuse her. There were also multiple events in which all of her friends were paired up and she was stuck with Potter.
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16 Jan 2025
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Albus has been struggling since his parent's divorce. In order to cheer him up for Easter, Harry searches through the DMLE Animagus Archive and finds the only rabbit animagus in Britain.
Pansy Parkinson.
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16 Jan 2025
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Nearly one decade after the Battle of Hogwarts, Slytherin's infamous princess, Pansy Parkinson, is drawn back to her homeland after a self-imposed exile in bustling New York City.
Determined to grow her business and leave the shadows of the Second Wizarding War behind, Pansy's carefully constructed plan for quiet redemption goes awry when she's forced to work closely with the very man she once tried to sacrifice to the Dark Lord.
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16 Jan 2025
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Harry wants his house to look decent.
Pansy wants to not be lonely.Their friends just want them to get together.
Lightly inspired by Cake's bop, Short Skirt/Long Jacket (If that isn't Pansy...idk who is.)
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- Part 2 of Legends of the Mayan Temple
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15 Jan 2025