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The hallway outside of his room is quiet and dim when he slowly slides the bedroom door open; everyone else is asleep. He pads down the hallway in only his boxer shorts, idly scratching his chest when he turns the corner into the common room and finds them.
There, on the best sofa in the eighth-year shared common room, sits Hermione Granger, Ron’s ex-girlfriend, best friend, half naked, astride—fucking Draco Malfoy??
Literally, fucking. Draco. Malfoy.
or: Ron receives sex lessons from the ever self-sacrificing Pansy Parkinson
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14 Feb 2025
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“You know what, Potter?” Pansy threw her napkin on her plate and pushed her chair back, standing up with a deadly look on her face. “Fuck you! Fuck you and your stupid fucking self, your stupid fucking scar, and your stupid fucking hair.”
“Fuck me? I’d like to see you try, Parkinson! As if I’d ever –” Harry shot back.
Pansy sneered and before she knew it she was hauling her fist back and connecting it with Potter’s nose. Blood gushed out and Potter swore while chaos erupted around them. Someone gasped, there were some cheers, and an, “Oh Pansy, dear."
“Apologies for my outburst,” Pansy sniffed. “I must be going, but I’ll owl. Potter? I hope you choke.”
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Pansy Parkinson somehow got herself dragged into a Gryffindor/Slytherin love nest except that she didn't love anybody. Except Molly Weasley, who is now the mother she never had.
It was literally the end of the world as Pansy knew it. Now there were pick up quidditch games to attend, weekly Sunday lunch at the hovel – Burrow, excuse her. There were also multiple events in which all of her friends were paired up and she was stuck with Potter.
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16 Jan 2025
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Albus has been struggling since his parent's divorce. In order to cheer him up for Easter, Harry searches through the DMLE Animagus Archive and finds the only rabbit animagus in Britain.
Pansy Parkinson.
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16 Jan 2025
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Nearly one decade after the Battle of Hogwarts, Slytherin's infamous princess, Pansy Parkinson, is drawn back to her homeland after a self-imposed exile in bustling New York City.
Determined to grow her business and leave the shadows of the Second Wizarding War behind, Pansy's carefully constructed plan for quiet redemption goes awry when she's forced to work closely with the very man she once tried to sacrifice to the Dark Lord.
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16 Jan 2025
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Harry wants his house to look decent.
Pansy wants to not be lonely.Their friends just want them to get together.
Lightly inspired by Cake's bop, Short Skirt/Long Jacket (If that isn't Pansy...idk who is.)
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- Part 2 of Legends of the Mayan Temple
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15 Jan 2025
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As the ten year anniversary looms over the wizarding world, Harry Potter is adjusting to his new position of Head Auror and juggling life as a single dad, newly divorced and a pile of paperwork that Robards left on the desk. The last thing he expected was that he would find a report on Pansy Parkinson, former Death Eater supporter and now reformed fashion consultant.
Opening the file and finding an increasing number of threats to his former classmate was certainly not on the list for his week.
Then again, Pansy Parkinson was more than okay with never seeing the bloody Chosen One again in her life. Even if it meant that he was there in an attempt to save her life.
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15 Jan 2025
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Wake-up Call [Worm, Smugbug, Yuri, Bondage, Monogamy, Polyamory] [Complete] by Agrippa (Mercurial_Agrippa), Mercurial_Agrippa
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
28 Feb 2024
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Lisa Wilbourn once explained to Taylor Hebert that she was asexual due to her power interfering and making her realize any and all gross details about any possible romantic partner. She was lying.
Taylor caught her.
All of this, somehow, resulted in an odyssey of pure snark, with Lisa constantly arguing with Power, the disembodied voice in her head that insists anthropomorphizing a parahuman interface ability is a very silly thing to do--which ended up in Taylor and Lisa being quite proactive in tackling the Bay's villains and Armsmaster frequently complaining about "goddamn teenagers."
I don't know why either, guys; I just write the thing...- Language:
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29 Dec 2024
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Three gangs and a government walk into a city.
They each try to rule, and get forced into a stalemate.
Everyone knows what’s going on, but everyone pretends they’re winning.Everyone forgets that while might doesn’t make right, it can make you a throne.
Three gangs and a government appoint themselves noble. The ‘moral’, the ‘strong’, the ‘pure’, and the hedonists.What happens to the peasants?
[On hiatus because writing a story about horrible things in a slow dystopia is bad for me when the real world is tilting downhill too]
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15 Jul 2024
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After feeling rejected by Cho as his date to the Yule Ball, Harry looks to his godfather for some advice. He suggests that Harry be more confident and ask the most beautiful witch at Hogwarts to the Yule Ball.
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11 Aug 2023
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Daphne Greengrass and the Preemptive Adulterer by ScribblingSteve
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2022
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Harry doesn't necessarily expect a polite "thank you" after saving Daphne Greengrass and her younger sister from falling to their deaths, but he definitely doesn't expect the stream of verbal and magical curses he gets instead. His surprise is nothing compared to hers when her curse fails, though, and that discovery propels the two into a whirlwind week of legal loophole abuse, awkward lust, and weaponized Pureblood etiquette lessons.
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- 12/12
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25 Jul 2023
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A world where Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.
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12 Jul 2023
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Let's Channel All Our Saddness Into This by mycomfortblanket
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
25 Apr 2023
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After a terrible breakup, Toph is left destroyed and Aang is there to pick up the pieces.
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22 Jun 2023
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Alt!Power Taylor Hebert wakes up in an abandoned basement and proceeds upon a journey of transhuman self-discovery and escalation. Or, "Fuck you, I'm dragging Brockton Bay to a post-scarcity society whether it likes it or not." Minor crossover with Eclipse Phase.
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- 34/?
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18 Mar 2023
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Mom Militia by SomeoneYouWontRemember
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Worm - Fandom, Tokyo Ghoul
10 Sep 2025
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Miss Militia had learned over time, how to expect the unexpected.
Still, having Dragon's drone suddenly accost her in the middle of going back to her room in The Rig, only to drop a giant stack of files in her lap, speaking of a coverup trial to execute a fourteen year old girl via Birdcage, simply because her power forced her to be a cannibal, was a bit of a shock to the system.
And when Dragon revealed that the best, if not only way to save her, was adoption, well...
She would just have to learn how to be a good mother, wouldn't she?
In a very short period of time. To a traumatized, suicidal teenager that had accidentally eaten her own father just a week ago.
She might have started panicking a little, at some point.
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05 Jan 2023
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Special Services in the Room of Requirement by Arctis_Shox
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Sep 2023
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When Harry and Hermione return to Hogwarts after the war, they learn that the adult students who hid in the Room of Requirement had a big secret amongst themselves. Under the immense stress of rebelling against the Death Eaters, they needed a way to blow off some steam. Now that the war is over, they have decided to continue their secret practices, and they've invited Harry and Hermione along for the ride.
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20 Nov 2022
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In the mindless uncertainty of post-war nothingness, two souls find one another. Sometimes love is just as simple as that.
RUSSIAN TRANSLATION: https://ficbook.net/readfic/12479731 (Thank you so much for this!!)
BINDING:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DH91caLxzh9/?img_index=5&igsh=ODJudXZ0OHRwOGx5
(It means so much that you'd put the thought and effort on it. Thank you so so much ♥️♥️))Series
- Part 1 of Celestial Bodies
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19 Nov 2022
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Flesh is Weak by WelcomeToEstalia
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
04 May 2026
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Trapped in the locker, Taylor felt her body rot away from infection and infestation. It was within this coffin that she learned of the weakness of flesh, and the strength of steel. Mechanicus Tinker!Taylor.
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04 Oct 2022
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Ron Weasley & The Accidental Threesome by Extremely_Pretentious_Rambler
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jan 2023
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After Ron obtained a powerful aphrodisiac powder, he argues with Harry and Hermione about its use, until a mishap leads to all three friends becoming closer than ever.
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01 Oct 2022
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This story takes place immediately following the Star Ending. Judy and V set out to confront the realities of their relationship and the future that awaits them.
In the arid desert outside of Night City, Judy and V are trying to make a new life for themselves as V's condition steadily deteriorates. Chasing down every lead they can find, they must eventually decide how far to go as they find themselves questioning what purpose can be found in both life and death. Time will become both their greatest ally and their greatest enemy as they rage against the inevitable fate that awaits us all.
Podfic version here.
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- Part 1 of The Long Road
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- 107,156
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01 Oct 2022
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The Street Rat and the Samurai by arasakas_ronin for allie__borden
Fandoms: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game), Cyberpunk & Cyberpunk 2020 (Roleplaying Games)
22 Oct 2021
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V's had the hots for Saburo Arasaka's bodyguard ever since she's first laid eyes on him. But five minutes talk and it's just her luck again: the gonk has either manners or standards.
Just that — somehow — he ends up in her bed.
Johnny hates it, but it's not his fuckin' body, so he can shut the fuck up. (Not that he ever does, but that's what omega blockers are for, right?)
And everythin's a mess right now anyway, she's literally on a deadline, she's on two deadlines; Goro is the best lay she's ever had, so why the fuck not?
Problem is, on top of her tapeworm, she's caught feelings.*
Tectonic plates move slowly, yet earthquakes have destroyed entire cities.
Worlds collide much more violently, and Goro has ended up crashing down into Vee's.
She has gone above and beyond herself to break his fall, and she has only ever asked one thing of him. It is not something that he is opposed to at all.
And if the heart foolishly desires more than honor allows to give, then it will break. But only in a week, when the parade in Japantown changes everything, one way or another.*
A story of star-crossed lovers - or are they?
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- Part 2 of The Street Rat and the Samurai
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01 Oct 2022