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Ember Thistleberry is a very happy child, in a loving family of Bards.
Little does she know of her true parentage, and the Urges that come along with it.
Or: What if The Dark Urge grew up in a happy, Von-Trapp-Musical-Ensemble style family before everything went to shit? :')
A One-shot of my Durge, Ember Thistleberry, during her childhood when she gets her first Urge from Papa Bhaal.
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Indelible Imprints by PreciousLittleBhaalBae (BLU3Y)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
19 May 2025
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“This is a dream.” She quietly laughed to herself. Of course this was a dream. Everything that had happened was absolutely ridiculous. Now, her brain presented her with some beautiful man she’d probably seen in a magazine somewhere. She remembers the 7-11 and thinks she must have tripped over the curb and knocked herself out. She’d never had lucid dreams before, but that had to be what this was. Nothing else made sense.
“Hello? Are you listening to me?” The man interrupted her thoughts, “I’ve cornered one of those brain things. Can you help me fight it?”
Erin looked toward where he gestured, then back at him. She shrugged and said, “Why not. None of this is real, and I’ve already ruined my shoes.” She laughed again and started walking toward the bush he’d indicated.
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"I don't want you to touch me," he began, and her eyes widened at his request. "But I want to touch you. I want you to show me exactly what feels good for you, and I don't want you to fake it. If I do anything that isn't going to bring you to your release, I want to know. And if I make you come tonight, it will be real. Any cry that falls from your lips will be genuine, and I will know if it's not."
"You... just want to please me?"
"Yes," he agreed. "I just want to please you.
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When Talia left the Underdark, she had many expectations of what the surface would bring. Making her living in a brothel wasn't one of them—but the coin is steady, the clients are predictable, and she keeps her emotions out of her work.
And then a pale elf walks in, uninterested and intriguing.
The first night? They only talk.
The second? He asks her for something no client ever has: honesty.
As their meetings grow more frequent, keeping her emotions out of her work becomes harder than she ever imagined.
And when she stumbles upon a darker side of him, she's left with two questions:
Should she let him go?
Does she even want to?
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Set after the events of the game
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21 Sep 2025
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Astarion fucked up by saying three little words to his favorite murdery tiefling, Henri. Now said tiefling is being punished by unknown forces for saving the refugees. Astarion is there to lend a hand (and cock) to help Henri through her mysterious heat. Shadowheart also joins in on the dirty talk. You know, for encouragement.
Takes place post-tiefling party, mid Act 1. Tiefling and vampire spawn biology facts are Forbidden Realms inspired but not exact canon.
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10 Sep 2025
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A grand feast is thrown to celebrate 2 years since the tadfools defeated the Absolute, and all of them are invited to reunite. Their former leader believes the worst part of this feast will be seeing her ex-boyfriend-turned-vampire-lord — but is everything as it seems?
now complete!
a “what could have happened” / alternative reality for my Ascended Astarion x Tav pairing (Dealbreaker)- Language:
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08 Aug 2025
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"You want to go down this road?" asked Shadowheart. "At least do it well. If you need a fake date who’s pretty, charming, and distracting for both yourself and others? Who won’t take it too seriously, but also won’t fuck it up by being embarrassed the entire time? You don’t ask me. You ask Astarion.”
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A year after their adventuring party officially disbanded to enjoy their fame and immense wealth to the full, tiefling wizard Rosalie (reluctantly) asks Astarion for some help with a large, fake-date, ex-girlfriend sized problem.
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- Part 4 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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13 Jul 2025
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After leaving Szarr Entertainment in the wake of a tumultuous - deliberately engineered - scandal, Astarion Ancunín has rebuilt his acting career, from the blacklisted ground up. Through a heavily doctored narrative of queer reclamation, he's finally making a name for himself, and hoping to claim prestige (and maybe a few awards) through the leading role in a historical biopic about the openly gay elven oracle, Aerthwyn Capaxath.
The only problem is, Aerthwyn Capaxath is the worst person that ever lived (or died). Just ask Dr. Rosalie Frostsong, a thoroughly unwilling expert on the subject.
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(A celebrity/academic, reluctant workplace allies turned friends-to-lovers, modern AU... a.k.a. the silliest thing i've ever written. I hope people enjoy!)
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- Part 6 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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11 Jul 2025