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Clark wouldn’t describe his recent habit of staring at Bruce’s crotch as purposeful.
It’s just always there—snaring his attention the second Bruce’s firm thighs part like he’s honing in on a beacon across the globe. Whether he’s tinkering over a workbench, typing at one of the computers in the cave, or conducting a meeting around the Hall's table, Bruce sits with his legs wide open, and Clark finds his gaze rapt on the sight.
Bruce is a manspreader.
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"Bruce, your neck," Georgia stressed, her face slightly flushed.
With a frown, Bruce tucked his chin, bringing a hand up to feel along his neck. Everything felt normal, his nerves responding to his touch, nothing too warm or too cold—all the same as it had been earlier this morning. Bruce's thumb caught the edge of a hickey on his collarbone.
Oh, shit.
The morning after a night spent with Clark, Bruce has to do an underwear photoshoot.
What he doesn't expect is for people to start guessing who exactly gave him all those bruises. (He'll just have to set the record straight.)
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- Part 7 of superbat oneshots
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I wanna watch you like a movie.. by silly_sollie
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Aug 2025
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Bruce had always loved looking at Superman through a camera, his boyfriend supported him too. Everywhere the super went, Bruce wasnt far behind.
What happens when his boyfriend reveals that he's Superman and puts Bruce on tape instead,after doing something dumb.
"Smile."
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Love is a Kryptonite by dolcesher
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
16 Feb 2026
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Even though Batman’s tone and demeanor were the same as always, there was something key missing, something so obvious it didn’t require the World’s Greatest Detective to notice.
Whenever Superman had been exposed to kryptonite, Batman would always ask if he was alright.
This time, Bruce didn’t ask.Clark and Bruce have been dating for the past four years, and things were going well.
Except that Bruce wants to break up after a tragic incident brings back all of his old fears, and Clark wants to propose. -
Valentine's Toxin by Mauve_Muse
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Superman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
17 Feb 2026
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“Are you sure there isn’t any way I can make things better?” Clark pleaded. “Any way I can offer a helping hand?”
Despite the evident peril of the situation, Bruce let out an exhale that was something akin to a laugh.
“You don’t understand,” Bruce shook his head. “What they gave me…” he looked away from Clark, seeming to be steeling himself towards some big confession. “It’s an alteration of Scarecrow’s fear toxin, as well as a heavy component of, essentially… sex pollen.”
Clark’s face immediately went bright red, eyes widening.
So that’s what Bruce’s composure was all about.