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"So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."
"It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."
"I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."
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Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.Bookmarked by Beefarm
24 Oct 2025
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All The King's Men by Novaviis
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Batman - All Media Types
13 Aug 2025
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A threat against the Wayne Family arises, one that forces them into hiding. Stuck out in a cabin hidden in the mountains of Montana, Dick has to juggle keeping his family from tearing itself apart, missing his fiance like crazy, and a mystery that has plagued him all his life.
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- Part 44 of Watercolour
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04 Sep 2024
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everytime we touch i get this feeling by stariake
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
17 Feb 2023
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“You look great. Not in a weird way or anything. Definitely fuckable. Not in a gay way, of course.” Zack sets a big, careful hand between Cloud’s thighs, urges them apart. “You okay with me putting a finger in first?”
Straight boys Zack and Cloud go camping and are very straight about it. Kinda.
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15 Mar 2024
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“That’s the confessional,” Cloud says. Zack eyes him inquisitively, so he adds: “Um, it’s where you go to confess to your sins.”
“Sounds scary,” Zack muses.
Cloud smiles at this. “It can be.”
Zack’s quiet for a moment. Then, “Wanna try?”
Cloud is a quiet, devout catholic country boy. And then Zack Fair rides into town.
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14 Mar 2024
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Zack got back home late.
It was already dark outside, where normally he was back by sunset, long-since inside and making dinner. Instead, the headlight on his motorcycle cut sharply across thick shadows and streaking rain as he slowed to park. With a flick of his thumb, he dragged his goggles up and onto his hair. His eyes prickled at the cold wind.
One of the lights was on up in the kitchen. He settled back in the saddle and stared for a second, just waiting until a figure blinked past.
Cloud. Cooking, Zack guessed. Picking up the slack that Zack had dropped in his effort to make one last delivery before calling it a night.
A quiet sort of guilt tugged at Zack as he cut the engine and swung his leg over the bike to stand. His boots splashed into small puddles, the dirt beneath him already muddy from the pouring rain around him, and he swiped a useless hand across his face before heading towards the door.
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14 Mar 2024