16 Bookmarks by Beefarm
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"So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."
"It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."
"I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."
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Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.Bookmarked by Beefarm
24 Oct 2025
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All The King's Men by Novaviis
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Batman - All Media Types
13 Aug 2025
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A threat against the Wayne Family arises, one that forces them into hiding. Stuck out in a cabin hidden in the mountains of Montana, Dick has to juggle keeping his family from tearing itself apart, missing his fiance like crazy, and a mystery that has plagued him all his life.
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- Part 44 of Watercolour
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04 Sep 2024
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everytime we touch i get this feeling by stariake
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
17 Feb 2023
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“You look great. Not in a weird way or anything. Definitely fuckable. Not in a gay way, of course.” Zack sets a big, careful hand between Cloud’s thighs, urges them apart. “You okay with me putting a finger in first?”
Straight boys Zack and Cloud go camping and are very straight about it. Kinda.
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15 Mar 2024
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“That’s the confessional,” Cloud says. Zack eyes him inquisitively, so he adds: “Um, it’s where you go to confess to your sins.”
“Sounds scary,” Zack muses.
Cloud smiles at this. “It can be.”
Zack’s quiet for a moment. Then, “Wanna try?”
Cloud is a quiet, devout catholic country boy. And then Zack Fair rides into town.
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14 Mar 2024
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Zack got back home late.
It was already dark outside, where normally he was back by sunset, long-since inside and making dinner. Instead, the headlight on his motorcycle cut sharply across thick shadows and streaking rain as he slowed to park. With a flick of his thumb, he dragged his goggles up and onto his hair. His eyes prickled at the cold wind.
One of the lights was on up in the kitchen. He settled back in the saddle and stared for a second, just waiting until a figure blinked past.
Cloud. Cooking, Zack guessed. Picking up the slack that Zack had dropped in his effort to make one last delivery before calling it a night.
A quiet sort of guilt tugged at Zack as he cut the engine and swung his leg over the bike to stand. His boots splashed into small puddles, the dirt beneath him already muddy from the pouring rain around him, and he swiped a useless hand across his face before heading towards the door.
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14 Mar 2024
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There's something odd about the new couple that just moved in down the street. Something that doesn't quite fit with picturesque suburban living. Something lurking behind that trimmed lawn and white picket fence...
Dan and Herbert have been married for ten years and bouncing from place to place for most of them, leaving ruin in their wake. But this time is going to be different. Dan is going to make sure of that. He'll charm housewives, keep a pristine house, and manage his unruly husband so they can finally have a place to call home. Everyone in Glenville will know the Cain-Wests as the perfect neighbours.
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23 Apr 2022
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Journalistic Intent by billiamshakespeare
Fandoms: Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Halloween (Movies 1978-2002), Scream (Movies)
17 Sep 2023
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“He’s about six foot five, if I’m gonna guess. Wears blue coveralls and a white mask.”
“I’ve…” he chewed slowly, looking away. “I’ve never heard of this guy.”
“He only shows up when Ghostface is around,” she murmured. “He never looks at me. I’ve figured out, he’s been looking at him, not me. I can never quite see him, but I can figure out where he is.”
Well, Danny didn’t like that. Not one bit.
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Or: Michael Meyers repeatedly gets out of paying rent.
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01 Apr 2022
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Ethan comes out of the Romani village alive, but aside from his Mold given gift, he's been infected with another curse in the form of a bite.
Or, vampire!ethan who hates himself and soft chris who loves ethan and is willing to take on the responsibility to teach him how to live his best vampire life.
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02 Jul 2021
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Ethan Winters is an FBI Agent, sent down to Louisiana to investigate the case of missing people. What he didn't expect was being thrown inside a house full of maniacs trying to kill him every corner; a stranger that has been captivated for three years; and a man called Chris Redfield.
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Resident Evil 7, a Re Imagine. What if I changed the whole story and made it all better? Because I sure can. More like 'I-put-Chris-Redfield-inside-the-Baker-House-just-so-Ethan-could-have-a-relationship-with-him' a story.Bookmarked by Beefarm
02 Jun 2021
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“No one outside of the BSAA knows you’re alive. You'll have to lay low. I need you to trust me."
Ethan grits his teeth. It wouldn’t be an ideal situation, living with Chris and being watched by him like he's in witness protection, but it's looking like he has no other choice.
“Alright,” Ethan finally says after a long pause. “Alright, I trust you.”
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Ethan spends a year recovering after the events at the Village. Chris promises him that he'll make things right.Bookmarked by Beefarm
27 May 2021
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He tried not to think of that time now, as he sat, shut in his boxy little apartment that Chris had basically shoved him into and told him that he wasn’t going anywhere else so he should get used to it. Cooped up and distressed, pacing about the living room with his hands shoved deeply into his pockets where no more trauma could befall them, although he was pleasantly surprised that his chewed off fingers had made a return. Slowly. He didn’t want to put too much thought into that though. Terrified of becoming a spectacle to the doctors who, under Chris’ watchful eye, had stared, baffled, at his vitals and then at Ethan himself. Unsure of what to say.
Ethan hadn’t known what to say either.
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Ethan's homecoming is a little less straightforward than first thought.
Now with added art in Chap 6!
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27 May 2021
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Ethan makes it out of the blast, but that doesn't mean he makes it home.
“Rosemary Winters is a unique opportunity to study the effects of the Mold as it’s fused with a human host,” Cain says. “We may never get this chance again.”
Ethan swallows. “She’s not your only chance. There’s me.”
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23 May 2021
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Thursday Is Pool Day by Vandawn
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 Apr 2019
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How a certain day of the week accidentally becomes Johnny's favorite.
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09 Dec 2019
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Medium Rare Moment of Tenderness by Cavid for Beefarm
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
07 Jul 2019
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Angel wakes up crying in the middle of the night.
Jack tries to calm her down.
It's Rhys to the rescue.Bookmarked by Beefarm
07 Jul 2019
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Thanksgiving Event by StarfruitSpice
Fandoms: Borderlands, Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom
24 Nov 2016
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Rhys and co do a charity event for thanksgiving, and Rhys accidentally invited his CEO, who decides to donate as a ploy to get back in touch with his daughter.
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- Part 1 of Good Deeds
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25 Apr 2019
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In which Rhys attempts to steal one thing from Handsome Jack and finds himself with another.
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- Part 1 of Fools
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15 Apr 2019