purposelyindecent (BeesInTheHive)



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    Aizawa went through the pile of envelopes he got in the mail. One thin package caught his attention. It was black and lightly padded. One end was folded over and secured with double-sided tape. The pro hero sighed. No doubt, the packet would contain invaluable information and analysis about his latest case. An informant vigilante had been leaving neat little packages in his mail for months, but Aizawa had no idea how they kept slipping them into his mailbox. The black-haired man was practically pulling out his hair at this point, trying to find them.

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    Happy dragged Peter to a quiet corner. "Okay, so I know what Tony said about this being a normal trip, but—"

    Peter's heart sank. "What? What's wrong?"

    "Thor's visiting and he heard about your trip. Banner managed to convince him to leave you alone, but he didn't manage to convince—"

    "Boo."

    Peter jumped at the whisper in his ear. He turned around, but no one was there, not even with his enhanced senses. Still, his skin prickled from someone's presence. He scanned the lobby and found the culprit leaning against a wall in a faraway corner. Dressed in a crisp black suit with his hair slicked back, Loki gave him a lazy wave and a sly smile before disappearing into a crowd of hurrying scientists.

    Peter covered his face with his hands. "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me."

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    Loki decides to cause a little mischief on Peter's field trip.

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    Harry Potter is tired.

    Extremely tired, if he’s being honest with himself, not that anyone seems to care.

    Nightmares have taken up permanent residence in his mind, playing Cedric’s death on an endless loop, paired with the horrifying realization that Voldemort is back. And no one has a properly functioning brain, it seems, because he’s been branded as a liar.

    As if that wasn’t enough, this summer has to be spent with the Dursleys, who treat him like a house elf on probation. His days are spent scrubbing floors, washing windows, making elaborate meals he’s never allowed to eat, and worst of all: pruning Aunt Petunia’s flowers under the beating sun. And then there’s the newest, most infuriating development: he’s seeing into the bloody Dark Lord’s mind.

    Alternatively: Lord Voldemort attempts to heinously fool Harry Potter into falling for him, then attempts to switch up at the last moment, but instead-
    (well, you'll just have to read and find out!)

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    It’s Pansy’s fault, really, for inviting Draco’s Quidditch star ex and his new boytoy to her wedding cruise. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing is more desperate than asking the only other wizard in England who can compete in both looks and fame to fake being in love with him for seven days.

    The fact that Potter is also his boss, roommate, and occasional friend should make it easier.

    So Draco has it handled. Everything is fine.

    Draco's an exceptional liar and Potter is…well, admittedly Potter is becoming a problem.

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    A wildly premature wife plot strikes Shen Qingqiu out of nowhere, incidentally granting him the opportunity to change the upcoming plot at the relatively low cost of his cherry. He has the wrong crisis about it.

    In the aftermath, the Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect take the evidence they've been granted, reach perfectly plausible conclusions, and somehow manage to run with them in the best possible direction.

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