Begaydodrugshailsatan
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Honey, the neighbours are at it again! by Begaydodrugshailsatan
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Apr 2026
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Felicina was, if she may say so herself, a pretty ordinary woman. (In a good way, of course.)
The most special thing about her was her house; a nice house in the forest which has been passed down her family for generations and which only has one other house next to it.
The second most special thing about her is her neighbours.or
The don and his lovers have moved to the forest, where they just want to live a relaxed life together.
But then their neighbour turns out to be someone with binoculars and the hobby of watching both birds and neighbours.- Language:
- English
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- 674
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- 1/?
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We've all been a kid once, so raising one surely isn't that hard by Begaydodrugshailsatan
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 Apr 2026
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Fugo was getting home after a long day of work.
The rest of the group should've already been home…..So he was kind of prepared for maybe a house set on fire by Narancia, maybe a washing machine that had been exploded by Mista, or maybe a shit ton of animals made by Giorno. He was not, however, prepared to find a whole child sitting on the doorstep.
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Giorno gets turned into a child by a stand and the group, who have no clue where the blonde went nor how this kid appeared on their doorstep, decide to raise him like their own.
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I'm sorry I couldn't protect you by Begaydodrugshailsatan
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Apr 2026
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Giorno takes care of a drunk Mista
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Just like it was nothing, years and years of hard effort can suddenly come crashing down all at once.
And in the back of his head, Rin knew this, because it had happened to others more than enough times, but it had just never really gotten through to him that it could happen to him.or
A story about a failed career, toxic exes getting back together and a person who is nothing. (But they can be nothing together.)
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The Most Efficient Way To Get Rid Of Hanahaki, by Kujo Jotaro by Begaydodrugshailsatan
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Mar 2026
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When you're not only being hunted down by assassins every day and have to kill a vampire to save your mum, but your body also decides that a stupid crush is actually going to kill you, what do you do?
You of course make him fall for you as quickly as possible.
Recent series
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Everyone in the schools under Ego's jurisdiction is jealous by Begaydodrugshailsatan
Fandom Blue Lock (Manga)
27 Dec 2025
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- Works:
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Recent bookmarks
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Unbiased Opinion/A Boss Who Cares by Melon_noodle_boi for carmioux
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Feb 2023
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When arriving an entire hour early to a meeting with a team of passione, Giorno gets mistaken as a new recruit and goes along with it to try and gather an unbiased opinion of the team from the inside whilst nobody knows who he is.
He gives himself about 3 hours before his cover is completely blown though. Because: This strangely muscular man is extremely intelligent, Mista can't be subtle about anything to save his life and as it turns out, the Mafia is just as bad when it comes to gossip as a group of high school girls.
Bookmarked by Begaydodrugshailsatan
22 Apr 2026
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For Whom the Bell Tolls by LadyWallace
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Feb 2022
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During an investigation, Abbacchio and Giorno are captured by an underground fighting ring, led by a sadistic Stand user who has ways of keeping his fighters from escaping. Even if Giorno and Abbacchio can learn to work as a team, they may not survive long enough to get out alive.
Bookmarked by Begaydodrugshailsatan
22 Apr 2026
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catch us in the morning by transrightssokka
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
20 May 2023
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Hiori looks down and brings his hand up to his mouth, hiding a faint smile. “You don’t wanna go home, do you?”
“No shit, I don’t,” Rin says. He’d rather sleep on the sidewalk than spend the next two weeks with Sae.
Hiori is silent for a minute. His pretty eyes flick to his feet. Up to the back of the seat in front of them. Over to Rin. “So.”
“So?” Rin says.
Hiori lowers his voice. “So, what if we didn’t?”
Bookmarked by Begaydodrugshailsatan
01 Dec 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
This fanfic holds a special place in my heart. I reread it when im feeling down; can totes recommend it!!
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What Do You Mean Your Fiancé Is A (Time Traveling) Mafia Don!? by li2
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 May 2020
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Recently, Mista keeps excusing himself out of team dinners, always citing dates with his “boyfriend”—which is such a pathetic lie that even Abbacchio starts sending him pitying glances when he thinks he’s not looking. They expect him to drop the act soon, to tell them why he’s been so busy as of late.
Except that Mista doesn’t drop any act, because there’s no act to drop. It’s not his fault Giorno thinks he’s not ready to meet their Not-Dead teammates!
Features: meeting the family, Mista loving his team, a wedding, and a healthy amount of confusion.
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- Part 6 of jjba fics
- Language:
- English
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- 12,243
- Chapters:
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Bookmarked by Begaydodrugshailsatan
20 Apr 2026
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Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy by MaiKeehl
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Apr 2021
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An investigation gone wrong puts Giorno in the trance of an Interrogation stand, and the gang have to deal with it until it wears off.
Bookmarked by Begaydodrugshailsatan
15 Apr 2026