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• The return of the burgular (1st vers.) by Bi_disater

  Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

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  • Work in Progress

  13 Dec 2025

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  • Bilbo Baggins & Original Character(s)
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin's Company
  • Bombur (Tolkien)
  • Nori (Tolkien)
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Fíli (Tolkien)
  • Original Dwarf Character(s)
  • Other Character Tags to Be Added
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • King Thorin Oakenshield
  • Dreams and Nightmares
  • Yearning
  • Fíli is heir to the throne
  • Non-Sexual Nudity
  • (bro just doesnt have clothes but theres no real risk of him being seen)
  • Invisibility
  • Not Canon Compliant
  • POV Bilbo Baggins
  • Eventual Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Emotionally Constipated Bilbo Baggins
  • Mentioned belladonna took
  • Mentioned Bilbo Baggins
  • Hobbits Have Magic (Tolkien)
  • Cabbage Patch Hobbits
  • Hobbits Have Tails
  • Mentions of Body Modifications
  • mentioned Bilbo baggins & original female character
  • Miscommunication
  • Fainting
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • i mean if your consuming something about some character being revived and didnt expect that idk what to tell ya
  • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
  • Not Beta Read

  Summary

  Bilbo dies in Bofa and he revives some time later, having absorbed the One Ring's ability to turn invisible. Shenanigans ensue as Bilbo tries to hide from the dwarves so he can stay near them longer, and the company searches desperately for his body as well as revenge for whoever dared to meddle with their hobbit's final resting place.

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  "Bilbo woke up with a gasp, the normally comforting pressure and pulse of the earth feeling suffocating, Bilbo was suffocating. He clawed at the earth trying his best to reach the surface. Once he finally did he gasped loudly coughing the dirt he had inhaled once he started breathing again.

  He wasn’t sure where he was but it was definitely inside the mountain, which was strange considering the disdain with which Thorin had regarded him the last time they had seen each other, at least before the battle."

  Language:

  English

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