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    “Everyone, get on the ground or I’ll gut you!”

    Midoriya isn’t very impressed by this threat, and as everybody in the restaurant scrambles down to the dirty tile floor in a hazy panic, he stares straight into the masked man’s eyes with a resignation that comes with being in customer service for far too long.

    “Sir,” he says, an all too wide and all too fake smile plastered tightly on his face. The masked robber gulps, the gun in his hands shaking ever so slightly. “This is a McDonald’s. Why the fuck are you robbing a McDonald’s.”

    The masked robber suddenly looks very unsure. Good for him, Midoriya thinks. He hopes the guy is sorting out his options properly right now. But, well, he has a job to do, so his smile widens almost painfully so.

    “So,” he says cheerfully, “will it be dine-in or to-go?”

    ( Or: All Midoriya Izuku wants is cash. Money. The green paper. The moola. The fat paychecks. Really, anything to help his mother.

    What he doesn’t want is a bunch of small-time (maybe big time) villains getting in the way of this. Unfortunately, he doesn’t get a say in this, and- ah shit, why are heroes here too? )

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    "Hey, kid. C'mere for a second."

    "...Why?"

    "I'm selling," the man looked around, and lowered his voice, "quirks. You want some?"

    Izuku would like to say he stepped back and ran away. Or that he pressed the emergency alert button on his phone. Or that he at least hesitated more than five seconds before making a decision.

    "Quirks, plural, you said?" he blurted out, already stepping off the street and into the shadows.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    - Left on Chapter 11 -

    i got it from my dealer by (rictus_flame) Anna_Hopkins

    Amazing story. It's unfair how funny this author is, I'm incredibly jealous. I really enjoy the interactions between all of the characters, especially Izuku and his dealer.

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    Yagi Toshinori watched the green haired boy walk away after saving his friend and shook his head. While the boy's actions were heroic, he was just too reckless. He walked in the opposite direction, thinking about a time he could meet the candidate Sir Nighteye put forward.

    Izuku Midoriya goes home and decides that, even if he can't be hero himself, he can still help them with his analysis. Cue Izuku catching the attention of multiple heroes who are a little more open-minded and willing to see the potential in a quirkless kid.

    This fic has a discord.

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    19 May 2024

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    The cat is in the closed box, with a 50% chance of being alive and a 50% chance of being dead. According to the principle of uncertainty in quantum physics, he is alive and dead until someone opens the box.
    Izuku doesn't want to open the box.
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    Izuku didn’t return home after school. Two months later he was found roaming a deserted road with white hair, psychogenic amnesia and a quirk out of control.
    Nothing is the same after that.

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    28 May 2024

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    Wonderful and sad

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    Midoriya meets Stain, gives Aizawa a migraine, makes friends, and accidentally becomes a vigilante.

    Not necessarily in that order.

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    13 May 2024

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