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    @shaneholender
    imagine getting to rail shane hollander everyday... ilya rozanov im cursing ur bloodline

    @therealilyarozanov
    Responding to @shaneholender
    1. do not imagine that, he is MY husband not yours
    2. that is ok with me pls do my shithead brother first

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    Harris (Chiron’s papa)
    Ilya get off your phone you have a concussion!!!!
     

    (10 years of ilya rozanov vs pr agents everywhere)

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    12 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    Ilya shows up at Shane’s Montreal apartment for one of their regularly scheduled hookups.

    He intercepts a home intruder hurting Shane.

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    12 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    “Did you have any pets growing up?” Shane asked as they drove back from dinner with his parents one evening. It came only a day or so after the last out of the blue question Shane had asked and Ilya was sure there was some kind of ulterior motive; he just wasn’t sure what it was yet.

    “Are you trying to steal my identity?” he asked, only half serious. He could practically hear Harris in his head telling him to get a more secure password, to stop making all his security question answers easily googleable information, to please for the love of god just have some modicum of understanding of internet safety.

    “What?”

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    Or; the five times Shane wanted to know something and the one time Ilya learnt why

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Here’s the thing: Ilya is the dog person between the two of them. Shane has never had any issue with dogs, but of the two of them, he’s the least likely to initiate an interaction with one. 

    Cats are quiet. They don’t usually bring you slobbery things. They just seem more Shane’s speed. 

    “No,” Ilya huffs, pouting a little bit, “Is not true. You love Anya.”

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Shane should be here right now, should be in Ilya’s house. Ilya should be teasing him about being picky while going through delivery options for food on his phone. Shane should be discovering that Ilya has ginger ale in the fridge and the protein bars Shane mentioned liking in an interview in his pantry. He should be making out with Shane on the couch, sneaking a hand into his pants, teasing him about whether they can beat the deliveryman and arrive before he does. Shane was supposed to spend the night tonight, the Montreal team not set to leave until tomorrow afternoon because of potential bad weather in the morning. Shane should be fed and showered and ready to curl up in bed with Ilya tonight.
    But Shane is in a hospital.

    And Ilya is here.

    He pulls up Jane in his phone again. He presses call.

    “Hey, you’ve reached Shane Hollander-”

    Ilya closes his eyes and lets Shane’s voice roll over him.

    (canon divergence in which shane getting injured happens during a game in boston) (...which means shane then gets to go home with ilya to recover)

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