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    @shaneholender
    imagine getting to rail shane hollander everyday... ilya rozanov im cursing ur bloodline

    @therealilyarozanov
    Responding to @shaneholender
    1. do not imagine that, he is MY husband not yours
    2. that is ok with me pls do my shithead brother first

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    Harris (Chiron’s papa)
    Ilya get off your phone you have a concussion!!!!
     

    (10 years of ilya rozanov vs pr agents everywhere)

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    12 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    Ilya shows up at Shane’s Montreal apartment for one of their regularly scheduled hookups.

    He intercepts a home intruder hurting Shane.

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    12 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    “Did you have any pets growing up?” Shane asked as they drove back from dinner with his parents one evening. It came only a day or so after the last out of the blue question Shane had asked and Ilya was sure there was some kind of ulterior motive; he just wasn’t sure what it was yet.

    “Are you trying to steal my identity?” he asked, only half serious. He could practically hear Harris in his head telling him to get a more secure password, to stop making all his security question answers easily googleable information, to please for the love of god just have some modicum of understanding of internet safety.

    “What?”

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    Or; the five times Shane wanted to know something and the one time Ilya learnt why

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Here’s the thing: Ilya is the dog person between the two of them. Shane has never had any issue with dogs, but of the two of them, he’s the least likely to initiate an interaction with one. 

    Cats are quiet. They don’t usually bring you slobbery things. They just seem more Shane’s speed. 

    “No,” Ilya huffs, pouting a little bit, “Is not true. You love Anya.”

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Shane should be here right now, should be in Ilya’s house. Ilya should be teasing him about being picky while going through delivery options for food on his phone. Shane should be discovering that Ilya has ginger ale in the fridge and the protein bars Shane mentioned liking in an interview in his pantry. He should be making out with Shane on the couch, sneaking a hand into his pants, teasing him about whether they can beat the deliveryman and arrive before he does. Shane was supposed to spend the night tonight, the Montreal team not set to leave until tomorrow afternoon because of potential bad weather in the morning. Shane should be fed and showered and ready to curl up in bed with Ilya tonight.
    But Shane is in a hospital.

    And Ilya is here.

    He pulls up Jane in his phone again. He presses call.

    “Hey, you’ve reached Shane Hollander-”

    Ilya closes his eyes and lets Shane’s voice roll over him.

    (canon divergence in which shane getting injured happens during a game in boston) (...which means shane then gets to go home with ilya to recover)

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    12 Apr 2026

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    When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.

    Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane’s relationship first—and decide that instead of letting their captain move to fucking Ottawa, they’ll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    “-moya rybka, I am sorry, sweet girl-” Ilya is saying, on his knees in the middle of their living room and patting the rug near him with what looks like devastation on his face as Anya continues to ignore him, curled up on Shane’s lap instead. Fresh off of several stacked events to fit them into a weekend–because Shane’s mom is nothing if not efficient when it comes to the deals she makes–Ilya got home only a few minutes ago, still in the outfit he’d left his Buzzfeed puppy interview in, which Anya had clearly not appreciated, sniffing him suspiciously after her initial excited greeting and then retreating to Shane immediately when he patted his thigh in welcome.

    Shane is trying not to be obviously enjoying Ilya’s turmoil as much as he is, shifting Anya to lay on her back like a baby in one arm and cooing at her.

    “I know, huh? Papa left and played with who knows how many other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him. I bet he wasn’t even thinking about you, huh?”

    “Hollander!” Ilya says, sounding scandalized. “Do not tell her that! Is not true!”

    (collection of standalone fics/ficlets prompted by my own tumblr posts) (will update as inspiration strikes)

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    09 Apr 2026

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    “Yeeesss?”

    “Russian, when did you learn?” Ilya asked again, and Shane closed his eyes, trying to remember. It had been so long since then, basically since the first time Ilya had wrapped his hand around Shane’s cock and possessed him to learn a 4th language, like English, Japanese, and French weren’t enough.

    “Oh, heh, I don’t actually remember, ages ago.” Shane laughed, and he watched a flash of panic roll over Ilya’s eyes.

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    Shane Hollander's crash on the ice knocks his head a little harder than expected, especially when he can't seem to speak any language but Russian, the language he's been learning since he hooked up with Ilya 7 years ago. Ilya is very concerned about when this all happened.

    All italized dialogue is supposed to be interpreted as being spoken in Russian

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Ilya ✔️
    @ilyarozanov
    am gonna make mpreg possible da 🙂‍↕️

     

    or, ilya gets a lil horny on main

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    08 Apr 2026

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    When Hayden and JJ dropped in unannounced over the summer, Shane was pretty happy. He couldn't have guessed how badly things would escalate in just one afternoon.

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    08 Apr 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 49

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    Shane gave up on the shirt, pulling it off his head and gripping it in both hands, squeezing the cotton like a stress ball. “I, I can’t,” he said, looking in Ilya’s general direction, gaze pointed at the floor where Ilya feet were. “I’m sorry,” he gasped out, choking on a breath. “I can’t—"

    “Hollander,” Ilya interrupted, calmly, disrupting Shane’s spiral. “Go in bathroom and put cold water on neck. Sit and relax. I will stay here.”

    Shane’s eyes darted up, looking momentarily at Ilya’s face, like he was deciding whether to outright flee. He backed up, turned to walk briskly down the hallway. Ilya feared briefly that this was it, that Shane was leaving and this might be the end of it all. He swallowed, a lump in his throat rising up suddenly.

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    OR, A take on how the tuna melt scene could have gone if Shane worked through his panic at Ilya's instead of leaving.

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    08 Apr 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 70

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    "You called me Shane."

    "I did."

    "You asked me to stay."

    "I did."

    "You made me a tuna melt."

    "I did."

    "You gave me a ginger ale."

    "I did."

    "You don't drink ginger ale, Rozanov."

    "You do."

    Or,

    What if Shane didn't actually get out of the door?

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    07 Apr 2026

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    The coffee table was covered in evidence, two plates with the remains of the tuna melts, an empty can of ginger ale left behind like a murder weapon. Yes, this was a crime scene. He would alert the authorities.

    Wanted: Shane Hollander.

    So fucking wanted.

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    Or: After running away from Ilya's, Shane realizes his mistake and comes back.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    “I don’t want to wait anymore,” Shane says. “I need the whole fucking world to know how much I love you.”
    “Shane,” Ilya croaks as Shane reveals a fucking ring box. “What the fuck.”
    “I know you said you wanted to propose to me at the cottage on the dock and I’m sorry for stealing your moment -”
    “No you’re not,” Ilya interrupts, tears flowing freely down his cheeks because Shane Fucking Hollander is down on one knee for him in the middle of the fucking ice rink where they just won the fucking Stanley Cup together. The crowd might be silent or they might be screaming - Ilya has no fucking idea because nothing exists outside of Shane Fucking Hollander on one knee for him at centre ice.

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    Six times Shane surprised Ilya and one time Ilya surprised Shane. Featuring Shane loving Ilya out loud, torturing Ilya with increasingly NSFW selfies, a wedding, and both of them continuing to be surprised by the depth of their love for each other.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Troy slid his phone across the table. There, under a photo of Ilya hugging Luca, was a deeply distasteful attempt at a joke.

    “I always knew Roz would leave Hollzy for a younger model.”

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    Shane’s final straw lies somewhere between Troy pushing him for a conversation he’s not ready for, and Hayden deciding that Shane’s marriage is hilarious. Hayden bears the brunt of it either way.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    “You know, you could sleep with other men when we’re not together.”

    Ilya kindly offers to let Shane have sex with other people. Shane loses his mind over it. They both hurt each other's feelings.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Ilya shook his head, wiping a tear from the corner of his eye when he finally stopped laughing. “I am not going to hurt you, Hayden. I am very tempted to use this situation against you because it is funny, yes, but Shane would kill me.”

    Hayden swore that he had somehow heard it wrong.

    Shane would kill Ilya? In what universe would Shane Hollander—the same Shane Hollander who nagged at Hayden to stop killing the bugs he found in his house and set them free instead—do any damage to a literal mafia boss? To Ilya Rozanov?

    or: 2 times people were surprised to see shane walking the mafia boss ilya rozanov like a dog, and the 1 time someone knew all along.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    “The thing is,” Ilya says, conversationally, as if he doesn't have fucking Shane Hollander grinding into his touch, as if he doesn't have a hand on his—Luca's sure of it—perfect fucking cock, “you have not been subtle, Haasy.”

    It takes Luca a moment to understand just what the hell Ilya's talking about, before he moans, low in his throat, humiliation sweeping across his body. It's not that he thought he had been actually subtle, but he hadn't expected this, of all places, to be where they confronted him. Not with Ilya's hand worming its way into Shane's pants, the soft blue of his briefs a flash color amongst the pale glow of his skin and the dark drape of his clothes.

    OR: The Cens have won the Stanley Cup. Luca's been voted Hollanov's MVP.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Their dynamic is thrown off, their routine, and it makes Shane feel itchy. Not right.

    Not right, his brain insists. Not right.

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    Shane has an autistic meltdown after the tuna melts and frottage at Ilya's house.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    This was just…how he was. Why wasn’t it enough? Why wasn’t it okay to be a little quiet, and a lot particular?

    Shane began to wonder if he would die alone with the only thing he loved and that loved him back as hockey.

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    04 Apr 2026

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