11 Works by BiscuitFiend
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Rubik's Lube by BiscuitFiend, Kaitlin_With_a_K
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
28 Jul 2026
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🎵Come on - Eileen too loo rye ay🎵
🎵Come on - Eileen too loo rye ay 🎵“Yes, come on Eileen… I mean, Colin!”
Colin slaps himself in the face with both hands, knocking his glasses askew. He’s staring into the mirror with his eyes wide and his jaw slack. The tinny sound of Dexy’s Midnight Runners fills the terracotta lavatory of the Vigadó Concert Hall, Budapest, and he’s doing his best to channel the lyrics into some sort of confidence boost.
She’s here.
Penelope Featherington.
🟩🟦⬜🟨🟥🟧🟩🟦
All kinds of tensions rise between rival cubers Colin Bridgerton and Penelope Featherington as they battle it out to become Rubik’s Cube world champion.
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It's not the first time Colin has woken up with a dry mouth, an achy body and a severe case of ‘what the hell did I do last night?’ but it is definitely the first time he has woken up here.
What’s happening…?
What is this place…?
Is that Penelope he can hear…?
His panic and confusion melt away at the sound of her voice and he feels a sense of relief. Penelope is close, she’s here… she’s… very close, actually… very, very close.
Wait… Is she…? Is he…? Could he be…?
Inside her?
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strawberry chapstick & thank you kisses by audbooh, audlovespolin, Ayoisha, BiscuitFiend, FanOfFics, fullysplendid, Kaitlin_With_a_K, kybridge26, MistressofNone3645, Musings_at_random, preferringsleep (mellarkey), queenannieslace, SamHandwich, WrensSymphony
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Jun 2026
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Colin’s plans for an activity-filled Bridgerton family holiday go awry when his best friend Penelope kisses him on the cheek and accidentally begins a game neither of them want to end.
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- Part 4 of Pass the baton
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I Will Always Stand Up For You by BiscuitFiend
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
25 Apr 2026
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So, Colin and Penelope walk into a comedy night at a bar.
The barman asks “what is this? Some kind of fanfic set up?”
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Absolute Cinema by BiscuitFiend, fullysplendid
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
17 Apr 2026
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Colin blinks and tries to get his bearings. One moment he and Penelope were in the cinema, the next they were… (could this be right? It’s too crazy to even think it)… IN THE FILM!!
🎬🎬🎬
Brimsley sits back in his chair, popcorn in hand, ready to enjoy the show.
This would work, he was sure of it. These two idiots in love will definitely realise their feelings if they have to roleplay as some classic on-screen couples!
It’s fool proof. They’ll be smooching in no time!
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Merely Players by audbooh, BiscuitFiend, fullysplendid, preferringsleep (mellarkey), SamHandwich, StrawberryWhorecake, WrensSymphony for Lydia_1125
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
12 Apr 2026
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When Colin makes a purchase online that doesn't quite meet his expectations, he and Penelope stumble upon a new world (or several) in the bedroom.
Or, our lovebirds experiment with roleplay, Polin Week AU-style 💋
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Polin Week 2026
Day 1: Roleplay
Day 2: Academics AU
Day 3: Medieval AU
Day 4: Bookstore AU
Day 5: Angels & Demons AU
Day 6: Time Travel AU
Day 7: Mafia AU -
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After an incident at a pool party, best friends Colin and Penelope realise that flashing each other in public feels oh so good and so they decide to do it again, and again, and again, and again.
Will this innocent bit of flashing fun cause other feelings to bare themselves too?
Yes! Of course it fucking will!
(Polin Week 2026: Exhibitionists)
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Written In Ink by BiscuitFiend
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
13 Feb 2026
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Here it is!
Oh… What do you mean you never asked for this?... I am pretty sure you did. 🤔
Yes! You definitely said you wanted an insane story in which Colin is a Valentine’s card and Pen is.. well.. a pen.
You didn’t? … Really?
Well shit! Here it is anyway.
The Valentine’s themed, writing in a card as symbolism for sex fic that nobody asked for.
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The Cat Who Got The Cream by BiscuitFiend
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
22 Jan 2026
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“Oh my god Penelope, you better be dead in there! Wake up!” Prudence’s fist is mid air when Penelope yanks her door open. “Why the hell is your door locked?”
“Jesus Christ! What do you want? It’s barely morning.” Penelope rubs her eyes sleepily, her voice is thick and croaky.
“Mum has been screaming for half an hour! We’ve been burgled!”
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A modern tale where Colin falls first but Penelope falls harder. Oh! And Mayfair is being terrorised by a cat burglar.
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The Last Turkey In The Shop by BiscuitFiend for Hermione_Bridgerton
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
21 Dec 2025
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Making a beeline for the fridge she notices him straight away. Colin, making a very similar beeline from the opposite side. It’s like they're magnetised to each other, except they’re both actually magnetised to the turkeys. Their hands land on the door handle at exactly the same time, their fingers touching lightly.
“Oh,” Colin exclaims.
Penelope smiles, the touch of his fingers thoroughly distracting her and causing all sorts of internal reactions.
“Turkey too?” He adds.
“Yeah, Portia’s Christmas depends on it.”
“My life depends on mine,” Colin laughs, pulls the door open and offers to let her go first.
“Oh.”
“Ah.”
There’s only one turkey.
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A Crack In The Vault by BiscuitFiend
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
02 Oct 2025
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“Coooliiiiinnnnn,” she giggles. “I am in your head, Colin. You will do whatever I say,” more giggles, “now, buy me some of that candyfloss.”
He’s so glad he insisted that Penelope be his woman in the van for this surveillance operation because these little giggles right in his ear are the greatest sounds he’s ever heard.
“We’re professionals, Pen,” he says but is clearly giggling too. “And of course I will do whatever you say, but you know you don’t need to be in my head for that.”
“Hhhmmmmmmm, interesting,” she says in a low sultry voice.
OK, that was the greatest sound he’s ever heard. Fuck, that was sexy!
Colin, stop it!... this is not the time or the place for your insane thoughts. She... is... not… interested… in… you! She’s going on a date with Debling TONIGHT! Now get your bloody head in the game. We've got a drug lord to catch.