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    "It's nothing like the dreams you were having. It’s not--” Binghe glances back towards the window. He clears his throat. “It’s not bad. It’s just something I haven’t allowed myself to remember.”

    “Do you want to?” Shen Qingqiu isn’t sure if he meant to speak, really, but now that the question is out there, he finds himself curious as to the answer. He isn’t sure what his own answer would be, were the question echoed back.

    “I think so.”

    Transmigration? Explained.
    Feelings? Confessed.
    A moment to catch their breath? Haha, no.

    In which our trio dodge Shang Qinghua's awful wife plots, face past trauma, and figure out how to be part of a family.

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    03 Jan 2024

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    “Liu Qingge! I told you not to drink the water!” Shen Qingqiu shouts. His thoughts are a panicked whirl—is it going to have the same effect that it did in the original story?

    Liu Qingge just stares at him in shock.

    Shen Qingqiu’s question is answered when he suddenly hears Liu Qingge’s voice. Liu Qingge isn’t speaking, though—his mouth never moves. No, Shen Qingqiu is hearing Liu Qingge’s voice inside his head.

    Liu Qingge’s voice says, “Holy shit. I can see his nipples.”

    They both stare at each other in horror. At that moment, there’s a happy little ding and a System notification pops up in front of him.

    [Congratulations! Bonus mission activated: Sharing is Caring!]

    “Fuck,” Shen Qingqiu says, with feeling.

     

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    Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge accidentally trigger a wife plot that leads to them forming a telepathic connection.

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    23 Dec 2023

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    Sure Airplane, invent a monster whose sexy oviposition tentacles could only be driven off by application of semen- but then the protagonist’s magic vagina juice also worked to repel them? All that was needed was some face riding and scissoring, and just like that wife #134 was preserved from tentacle porn?! It didn’t make sense! And what about the readers who wanted the tentacle porn?!

    Thus, Shen Qingqiu remembers bleakly, her comments went on. Now, she has no choice but self-critique; she knew about this bullshit and yet here she is, trapped with Liu Qingge in the sex cave until sunrise, in possession of the only semen-producing anatomy in the room.

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    20 Dec 2023

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    “We were thinking perhaps a little game of sorts? An exchange of winnings and gifts?”
    Bristling immediately, Liu Qingge draws himself up ramrod straight. “I have no wish to play your games, demon,” he spits. Shen Qingqiu makes some kind of small noise behind his fan, perhaps a laugh or a sound of dismay, and Liu Qingge tries to ignore the way the tips of his ears heat up.
    “Actually, Shidi, it was this shixiong’s idea.” Shen Qingqiu uncrosses his legs and sits a little straighter on his throne, which is far more ornate than Luo Binghe’s. The solemn dignity is marred a little by the pile of cushions spilling out from underneath his robes and the bag of melon seeds resting on the arm.
    Liu Qingge’s chest aches faintly. This is fairly normal when he’s around Shen Qingqiu, so he ignores it.

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    27 Sep 2023

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    “Junshang, the human that has been courting you for the past seven years with the duels? And by bringing Consort Shen his conquests? He is the one that brought the deer to you, correct?”
    Luo Binghe nods, still in a daze. “Yes, that’s Liu Shishu.”
    “Mn,” Mobei-jun nods. “Will you be accepting his courting soon? Qinghua says there are many demons who wish to court him if you two do not accept.”
    What the fuck? What the fuck? Like hell he’s going to let some trash court Liu Qingge.
    Wait.
    Oh.

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    25 Sep 2023