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Martin Diana and Billy are investigating a long lost temple in some undisclosed part of the Amazon. When Martin is separated from the other two, he has a surreal (and sexy) encounter with the creature lurking in the dark, just outside of his torchlight....
**Invisible points of pressure slid down his chest, across his belly and over his hips, like fingers but less tangible. Where the darkness was filling him with ice, the points of contact left a trail of fire across his skin. The touch trailed to his inner thigh. Palms settled on his hips in a weird facsimile of an embrace, sapping the last of his strength and rooting him to the spot. Part of him wanted to run, fight, scream, anything. Part of him waited for the feeling of claws, fangs, strangulation, broken bones, however this creature in the dark was planning on devouring him. The weight in his brain shifted. You don’t want to run, really, it seemed to say, and he protested because he really, really did.**
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- Part 6 of Porn for Porn's Sake
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The apartment across from Keith and Shiro's is no longer empty, and that's great, fine, whatever. Except their patio door faces his patio door and....well....
The guy seems to have a thing against wearing clothes. And curtains. And it started off just kind of annoying, but this is really starting to get out of hand, ok? Send help!
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Keith is Oblivious and Sullen, Lance is Usually Mostly Naked and Shiro is both Amused and Aroused. (Shiro's version of Through Yonder Window Breaks)
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- Part 2 of Naked Neighbors
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The apartment across from Keith and Shiro's is no longer empty, and that's great, fine, whatever. Except their patio door faces his patio door and....well....
The guy seems to have a thing against wearing clothes. And curtains. And it started off just kind of annoying, but this is really starting to get out of hand, ok? Send help!
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Lance should probably invest in some curtains, but then he wouldn't be able to prance around his apartment in various states of undress for the viewing pleasure of the two very confused (and very hot) guys with the patio adjacent to his: a 5+`1 story.
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- Part 1 of Naked Neighbors
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Dipper's been a little sleep deprived lately. It's nothing new, of course, and he plans on powering through his day anyway like the gold star lab assistant that he is. What a champ!
His Grunkle's Automated All Purpose Computer, CIPHER, has other ideas, and a plan....
Written for #43 from the 100 Sexual Themes List.
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- Part 5 of Porn for Porn's Sake
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Jay getting fisted. The tags basically say it all. Not for kiddies.
Written for #3 from the 100 Sexual Themes List.
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- Part 4 of Porn for Porn's Sake
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Porn for Porn's Sake by a_noni_mouse (Blargnaught), Blargnaught
Fandom Big Hero 6 (2014), Gravity Falls, LEGO Ninjago, Martin Mystère | Martin Mystery, Team Fortress 2
22 Aug 2017
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This is what happens when you write porn as a method of stress relief. A collection of random pieces of PWP that I've written for no reason other than I enjoy writing porn. Most of these will be odd parings, most of these will be slash. This is mostly for my own gratification, but I'm posting them on the off chance that someone else out there will like them. Enjoy!
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The apartment across from Keith and Shiro's is no longer empty, and that's great, fine, whatever. Except their patio door faces his patio door and....well....
The guy seems to have a thing against wearing clothes. And curtains. And it started off just kind of annoying, but this is really starting to get out of hand, ok? Send help!
'Through Yonder Window Breaks' is Keith's side of the story (and also the main story) and 'But Soft, What Light' is Shiro's. At some point Lance's POV will probably have it's own story, because I can't just break up the trio like that. It may have to wait until after Camp NaNo though.
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- 16,027
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- 53
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To Fix What Was Broken by hobbitoutoftime
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 Aug 2025
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When Mahal himself offers to send Thorin back to the start of the quest to save the line of Durin, he is determined to make amends for all of the mistakes he made the first time around.
When Bilbo wakes up in Bag End eighty years in the past, all he knows is that he has somehow been given the chance to see his beloved dwarves again and he'll be damned if he doesn't take it.
Both dwarf and hobbit are desperate to prevent the quest from ending in tragedy, but neither will be able to do it on their own. They'll need to work together if they want to keep the entire Company alive and whole --but first they need to realize that they are not alone in their efforts, and they have to stop getting in each other's way at every turn they make.
Hopefully, they'll learn some things this time that they failed to learn before. And maybe, just maybe, they'll find their happy ending that both have been yearning for.
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- English
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- 144,502
- Chapters:
- 32/32
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- 1
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- 1,178
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Bookmarked by Blargnaught
31 Dec 2023
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The Devil Does Care! by Tyranno
Fandoms: Castlevania (Cartoon), 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series
28 Jul 2020
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In another life, Trevor Belmont, bloody and fearful and far too young to be alone, crossed the path of a generous, kind-hearted doctor who takes him to her home, despite her husband's objections.
(AU where Trevor is adopted by lisa :,) )
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- English
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- 35,291
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 288
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- 3,373
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- 803
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Bookmarked by Blargnaught
20 Jun 2023
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"The gods are not kind. But if you pray, if you plead, and if your heart is honest, they may grant you one wish. If not, then pray harder. For that is the only way you will escape their wrath."
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Childe wasn't looking at Zhongli. He was staring into the glowing eyes of Rex Lapis, the one who lifted Liyue's mountains and carved its hills, the one who slaid thousands of gods and humans in his conquests of the Archon Wars, the one who was unforgiving, merciless, and most of all, spoke with enough rage to make the earth tremble beneath them.
"Childe of the Fatui," Rex Lapis rumbled, and Childe couldn't move, couldn't breathe as the Archon stared at him with his divine anger. He was weak, but there was something in his voice that reverberated throughout the room, layered with thundering vibrations and something that made Childe feel so small. "You will pay your dues."
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- 74,050
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- 15/21
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Bookmarked by Blargnaught
09 Jun 2022
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Joining a harsh organization like the Fatui just as you start hitting the worst of puberty means growing up around soldiers with rather bad habits. And those bad habits tend to rub off and linger even when you long outranked and outlived the people who encouraged it in you.
Childe had picked up smoking quite young in his military career, but kept it a secret considering how contrary it was to his warrior-like nature. Until one rare indulgent evening turns into a different indulgence when Zhongli finds and lectures his mate for partaking in the unsavory habit high above in the balconies of Liyue Harbor.
Bookmarked by Blargnaught
13 May 2022
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Chained to You by SaijSpellhart
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), Yu-Gi-Oh! - All Media Types
19 Jun 2024
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Taking place after the events of Season Zero, all the shadow games happened but Yugi never found out he was possessed by the spirit of the puzzle. Now he's an adult, living on his own, and he starts to notice strange and spooky things happening around his apartment. When he sees his own shadow moving Yugi begins to suspect his new place is haunted. But is this shadow spirit malicious or... kinda sweet?
Yami does a bunch of stupidly sweet domestic shit for Yugi to help take care of him. Expect romance, fluff, self-care, and Puzzleshipping shenanigans.
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- English
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- 103,766
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- 23/?
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Bookmarked by Blargnaught
12 May 2022