BlenderShrimp
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Oh yeah, Carl has to pretend to be a prostitute. It doesn't work or actually do anything for the story; he just does.
Cyberbullying your employee's nemesis to attempted suicide while they're on break to stop him from pirating the adult versions of a kids' comic series is normal, right?
No, there isn't a better title. I checked. This is the best one.
Or better chapter titles. They're all going to be written like shitty news articles. Fuck you.
I don't mean that I'm sorry.
Most of this would be in the tags, but I don't want to create a bunch of tags that only apply to this fic.Series
- Part 1 of Phineas and Ferb Bullshit
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Demo gets addicted to pain relief BAD and begs Medic for more for the price of his sanity, and most importantly, his sweet, sweet innards. The other mercs aren't a fan of this.
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BLU Medic: Ya Talya Ta Ta!
BLU Medic: It is a good day to be NOT DEAD!!!!
(BLU Medic explodebinds)
Explodebind: POW!!! You are dead.
BLU Medic: I AM DEAD!!!!! (dies)
BLU Spy: AH! The Medic is dead!
(BLU Engineer Sniffs, find a command log)
BLU Engineer: What’s that?! A WEAPON!? That thing is why Medic is DEAD!
BLU Spy and Killbind (humanized): Medic is Dead?!?!
BLU Engineer: Yes! He DIED!!
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Basically, lots of betrayal, lots of gay/lesbian scenarios/ships, and lots of "What the hell, who wrote this?" "Isn't this a Spongebob fic?" "HOW IS THIS SAD?".
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- Part 1 of CrabTrap
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BLU Spy comes to Engineer’s nest to sap and stab. He gives notes instead.
This is, in retrospect, where it goes wrong.
or: a Frenchman who is paid to lie and a Texan who is paid to fix things are ultimately too stubborn for their own good.Series
- Part 1 of Engiespy Fics
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10 Jul 2026
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As far as Woody was concerned, teaching at Sunnyside Elementary was a pretty good gig: wonderful students, supportive coworkers, and just enough pay to survive.
Then a substitute science teacher with a NASA background showed up, and things got a whole lot more complicated.
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20 Jun 2026
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Heavy voiced an easy question, "What does Doctor think of Heavy?"
"What do I think of you? I think you are extraordinary," Medic's voice was giddy, unmistakably fond, and, most of all, without even a hint of hyperbole; the doctor steadied himself and cleared his throat before clarifying, "Er, as a scientific specimen, in a professional medical opinion, of course."
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14 Jun 2026
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Turns out regeneration happens faster when a person is looking at something they like.
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17 May 2026