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    Ilya goes to the hospital to visit Shane, but instead of catching him while he's alone, his parents are at his bedside. Shane, in his loopy state, says a bit too much about their relationship, leaving Ilya alone in dealing with the aftermath until Shane sobers up.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    “I love him,” Shane says so simply that it catches JJ off guard.

    Well, fuck. If Shane loves him, then JJ has to at least try to like him too, he promises himself. Fuck.

    “I’ll… try.”

    “Thank you.”

    “But if his favourite player is Rozanov, I’m asking Hayden for help to bury his body.”

     

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    In which Ilya is still a hockey player and Shane is the nerdy ornithologist who makes loons everyone’s problem.

    Or, 5 times people learn that the nerdy TA obsessed with loons has a boyfriend. And 1 time they learn that said boyfriend is Ilya Rozanov.

    Featuring a certain Russian figure skating living legend with silver hair. Ariana, what are you doing over here?

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Hudson william’s gymshark ad but its shane hollander’s and the internet implodes also Ilya fights back. Thats the whole fic

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    Lena @hollanderwifee → retweeting @GymShark’s post
    HOLY SHITT?!?! ROZANOV CAN YOU FIGHT?!?!
    Tay-Tay @centaursisgay
    No fr he CANNOT fight us all
    Ilya Rozanov✔@Rozanov81Official
    Yes I can, who said I can’t tf

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    01 Apr 2026

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    The hot mic incident was just the beginning.

    Now the internet watches in real-time as Ilya’s Spotify playlist gets leaked (with NOTES), Shane attempts subtlety (narrator: he fails), they bicker about boy bands on late night TV, someone admits to having a ring for six months ON TWITTER, and approximately 20 different social media platforms collectively lose their goddamn minds.

    Featuring: journalists having breakdowns, Reddit threads that require moderator intervention, TikTok compilations with 1.2M views, brand partnerships from Skittles, a plague of engagement speculation, and two hockey players who cannot stop being chaotic disasters on main.

    The fandom was writing fic about them. Turns out reality is messier, queerer, and somehow MORE unhinged.

    [or social media reacts to the week following the Hot Mic Incident™, told entirely through tweets, Reddit posts, Instagram stories, podcast transcripts, and the world’s most romantic Spotify playlist]

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    01 Apr 2026