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    After seven years, Heaven has learned of Lucifer's divorce from Lilith. Knowing of Lucifer's reputation as an 'absent king' and fearing a destabilized Hell, they decide to gift him with a new bride - an angel of their own to distract him and keep an eye on him; a puppet. He is gifted Alastor, Heaven's least favourite angel, to be the sacrificial lamb in the Devil's marriage bed.

    Alastor was never sure how he made it past the pearly gates, but he's swallowed down his bitterness to be a gentleman and avoid putting shame on his mother's name in Heaven. Now promised to another against his will, Alastor resolves not to go quietly into marital servitude.

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    08 Aug 2025

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    **Cross posted from my Wattpad**
    Please note that because I am less familiar with AO3, my formatting and tags are likely not great. I have put warnings I feel are appropriate, but due to my lack of familiarity here, they may be under or over sufficient. Please let me know if you feel something should be added or removed.

    -(Original description)-
    Since there isn't that much known about Shadow Milk Cookie, this is mostly full of headcanons. Don't take it too seriously.
    I did not research characters as much as I normally do for these.
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    (Cookie/Flavor) Cookie worked as Croissant Cookie's assistant at the TBD until they and their pet, (Pet/Name) were stranded at the Blueberry Yogurt Academy following an accident that destroyed their Timecraft.
    Unable to return, they do their best to prevent any more anomalies while they wait for someone to come bring them back.
    They're not sure why no one has come yet. They're not supposed to be there.
    ...Right?

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    10 Jul 2025

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    · · ────── ꒰ঌ·✦·໒꒱ ────── · ·

    "No me mires con esos ojos (que me)"

    〔REBOOTING〕

    【PREPARING ANGST】

    「LOADING COMPLETE, DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?」
    《YES》 / 《NO》

    {YES SELECTED}

     

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    Life isn't fair.
    N is well aware of this fact but blissfully ignores it.
    That is, until his life is ripped away faster than he can process.

    Meeting Uzi helps him find what he's missing, but a constant thought nags at his mind;

     

    『Nothing ever lasts forever』

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    10 Jun 2025

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    "I hope you feel how I felt when you shattered my soul cause you were cool and I'm a fool, so please let me go,"

    · · ────── ꒰ঌ·✦·໒꒱ ────── · ·

    『LOADING CONTENT...』

    「RECOVERING LOST FILES...」

    〔BACKUP COMPETED, DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?〕

    《YES》 《NO》

    『YES SELECTED...』

     

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    After the planet core exploded, again, N thought they could finally catch a break. V had finally worked up the courage to talk to [Y/N] about her super secret crush that N couldn't know about, and he and [Y/N] had started fresh, and he planned to ask them on a not-so-first date. But what if Cyn took control? and what about Doll's spirit?

    「What happens when too much pressure makes a drone crack?」

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    10 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    04 Jun 2025

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