Bonzu_Pippinpaddleopsicopolis
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Falling (down the stairs) For You by Bonzu_Pippinpaddleopsicopolis
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
01 Jun 2025
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After the failed attempt to get Ernest to take the potion and join them in eternal youth, Madeline and Helen go back to Madeline's house and try to figure things out. Helen tries to figure out what exactly has been going on and Madeline might be slightly traumatized by the stairs. She also may have commissioned Madhel fanfic in the past but that's not important.
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Prank by Bonzu_Pippinpaddleopsicopolis
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
17 Mar 2023
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The 501st is in the middle of a prank war. Fives, who is still new accidentally goes too far when he manages to dye Rex's hair. Cody is going mad and Rex is not having a good time.
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- Part 5 of Naturally Blond Rex
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Hair Dye by Bonzu_Pippinpaddleopsicopolis
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
07 Jan 2023
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The Kaminoans experiment on trying to permanently change cadet Rex's hair color. Rex is not having a good time and his brothers are worried.
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- Part 4 of Naturally Blond Rex
Recent series
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Naturally Blond Rex by Bonzu_Pippinpaddleopsicopolis
Fandom Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
18 Mar 2023
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Short fics all relating to Rex being naturally blond, none of them are connected unless I say they are.
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- 12,729
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- Bookmarks:
- 25
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Don’t Let Me Freeze by HarpforHim
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
21 Oct 2020
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Stranded on Hoth during a routine inspection of a new listening post, Rex, Cody, and Wolffe quickly find that the freezing planet has it out for them.
Stuck with a broken heating system, Rex is certain he’ll last long enough in the cold to reach shelter.
But the bitter chill, two arguing brothers, and Rex’s own silence might just doom them all.
Series
- Part 8 of In a Angst-Ridden Galaxy Far, Far Away... Whumptober 2020
- Part 7 of The Rex Files
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- English
- Words:
- 3,014
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- Comments:
- 22
- Kudos:
- 700
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- 72
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Bookmarked by Bonzu_Pippinpaddleopsicopolis
03 Feb 2021
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A Long March by GreenBanana19
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
30 Jul 2020
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In the first campaign after Ahsoka leaves the order, Anakin is struggling with his grief and ignoring the needs of his men. Rex is just trying to keep his men safe.
Bookmarked by Bonzu_Pippinpaddleopsicopolis
03 Feb 2021
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Bar Fights and Beaches by PhenomenalWoman
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
18 Jun 2020
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AKA how Anakin doesn't like when people are mean to his men and he doesn't care who knows it.
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Just after a cold feeling runs down Anakin’s spine, he hears the breaking of glass.
“What the fuck are you and your kind doing here?” A Twi'leki bar goer has Rex crowded against the bar, and by the set of the Captain’s jaw Anakin can tell it’s taking all of his self restraint not to deck the son of a bitch.
The bar goes silent.
Anakin rises to his feet, “Excuse me gentleman,” He slides past the three troopers on his left, “I’ll be right back.”
- Language:
- English
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- 2,363
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 90
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- 6,105
- Bookmarks:
- 1,159
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Bookmarked by Bonzu_Pippinpaddleopsicopolis
04 Feb 2021
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I'm Not Going Anywhere by babycow29 for Project0506
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
13 Aug 2020
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During a campaign on Hoth, Rex and Tup are blasted into a ravine.
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Tup shivered and his eyes began to close.
Suddenly, he heard familiar voices coming from above. He fought to keep his eyes open. He wanted to yell, to let them know they were down here, but his voice wouldn’t work.
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- Part 1 of what? he was gonna blow up the ship!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,198
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 15
- Kudos:
- 334
- Bookmarks:
- 29
- Hits:
- 2,991
Bookmarked by Bonzu_Pippinpaddleopsicopolis
21 Apr 2021
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Fallen From Home by HarpforHim
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 Oct 2020
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"I thought you were supposed to stay put until someone finds you," Fives said, rising with more than a little difficulty.
"That's only if you're lost."
"Which, we are."
"We're not lost, Fives," Rex snapped. "We know exactly where we are and what we need to do to get back home. And what we need to do is find General Skywalker."Lost on the lower levels of Coruscant after a mission gone wrong, Rex and Fives are determined to rescue their general, despite their own injuries. As they journey deeper into the madness of Level 966, Rex begins to realize that Anakin isn’t the only who might need rescuing...
Written for Whumptober No. 20: Lost
Series
- Part 7 of In a Angst-Ridden Galaxy Far, Far Away... Whumptober 2020
- Part 5 of The Rex Files
Bookmarked by Bonzu_Pippinpaddleopsicopolis
23 Apr 2021