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    “No, your task,” Harris holds out his hand, “is to pull out exactly 9 inches without looking.”

    Ilya does very little to hide the devilish look on his face.

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    Harris does the tape measure TikTok trend on the Centaurs, and he learns more than he ever wanted to know. But at least the internet seems to love it.

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    17 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    “Was a bad game,” Ilya admitted. “When phone rang, wasn't thinking. Only memory.”

    “Your father,” Shane guessed.

    “Da.”

    “He would lecture? Yell?”

     

    After a rough loss, Yuna and David call Ilya. The conversation doesn't go the way he was expecting, and it throws him off. Afterwards, he talks to Shane about it.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    We put a microphone on 3-year-old Makari Hollander during the Ottawa Centaurs' Learn to Play camp.

    A fluffy, future kidfic in the form of one of those mic'd up videos. enjoy the chaos:)

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    16 Feb 2026

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    montrealbaddie: 2 minutes ago
    theyre calling montreal the worst power play of all time

    Hayden_Pike: 2 minutes ago
    Who is they?

    montrealbaddie: 1 minute ago
    shane hollander told me himself.

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    Hayden: Shane… I’m hurt

    Shane: ??

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Hey Google, is it normal to text your 8-year situationship on Valentine's Day?

    As told through a series of texts, memes, and very bad attempts at flirting while trying to be casual.

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    16 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 18

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    Hayden’s turning to ask Shane about his plans in the two days before their next game when the lights change to a pop-music shade of purple and a new song fades in. And that’s when it happens.

    Shane gets silly.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “Are you breaking into Shane’s apartment?”

    “Is to… mess with Hollander’s head,” Rozanov says. “Yes. I break into his house and leave Bears clothes in his wardrobe. Take his boring fucking hockey books. Makes him go crazy.” He sort of waves the hoodie that he’s holding around, showing the Boston logo on it.

    “Man, that is low.” J. J. sounds somewhat impressed.

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    When Hayden and J. J. unexpectedly run into Ilya Rozanov at Shane's apartment, they draw the only logical conclusion.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “Jar!” Hayes calls out from across the room.

    “What? We didn’t even do anything!” Shane insists, rather indignantly.

    “Oh, please. You can’t look at each other like that and call it nothing. I know that look - I have a wife.”

    “So I can’t look at my husband now?” Ilya whines. “This is workplace bullying!”

     

    (Or, the Centaurs get Ilya and Shane a PDA jar. It doesn’t work.)

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    15 Feb 2026

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    katrina @katisnowacensfan

    ilya rozanov saw me tweet that signing to the cens is the most indefensible thing he's ever done, said "hold my vodka" and started fucking his arch-rivals MOM. ily roz but you're stressing me out and we're barely halfway through the season.

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    Someone takes a photo of Ilya and Yuna shopping for art and the internet runs with it.

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    15 Feb 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 44

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    Canadians seemed to love taking photos of Ilya at the grocery stores in Ottawa. Ilya didn’t get the purpose, but it was seriously interfering with his ability to just get Shane to calm down.

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    3 Times Ilya gets caught doing things for Shane in public, and one time he doesn't.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    They had an early flight.

    That’s how this whole fucking thing started.

    If they’d just flown into Boston in the afternoon, like they usually did, none of this would have happened.

    Shane would have gone to Ilya’s house, stayed overnight, and been back in his hotel room before breakfast. He wouldn’t have gone for a walk, and Hayden wouldn’t have figured out exactly who Boston Lily is.

    But no, they had an early flight.

    And now Shane feels like he’s about to die.

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    Hayden figures out who Boston Lily is thanks to three little letters on a Valentine's Day card.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Anonymous asked:
    imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terror

    ridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
    i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the net 

    hockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
    #this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebras

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    Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Shane took a deep breath and opened up the door, he knew it wasn’t safe leaving Rozanov standing in the hallway crawling with other hockey players. Rozanov walked inside, the door shutting behind him. He circled Shane quietly, so that Shane’s body was closest to the door. He didn’t touch him though. He just stood there, looking, taking note of what was happening in the room. 

    “Um— I think. I think I misread the situation. If you want to leave you can,” Shane stuttered out, his hands were pulling at the bottom of his sleeves. 

    “Ah. I came unprepared. What did you get me, Hollander?” Rozanov smirked, eyeing the flowers and card laid on  the bed.

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    The day of the shoot landed on Valentines Day and Shane kept the suit on thinking Ilya wanted to be his valentine.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    The first time it happens, Shane doesn’t even realize what is happening. The mystery package does not have any return address, but is directly shipped to Shane’s home. Curious as to what it is, he carefully opens it.

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    Five times Shane gets anonymous Valentine's Day gifts and one time he figures out who they are from!

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    14 Feb 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 8

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    Knight Ilya x Prince Shane au

    Aka Shane (The Crown Prince) sitting on his most trusted Knight’s (Ilya) member and refusing to move until he swears to only serve and protect him

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    14 Feb 2026

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    [@OttawaCentaurs] just a captain sharing the valentines day cheer <3

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    A silly little Valentine's Day social media video <3

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    14 Feb 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 48

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    Everything starts with a post. A Reddit post.

    Lately, Shane has been down a rabbit hole called ‘Smosh’, specifically a section where they read Reddit stories.

    Ever since he discovered this podcast, it has become his obsession and slowly turned into part of his night routine to the point that he will get his earphones and watch/listen to one of their videos while doing his skincare routine.

    So, imagine his surprise when Shayne, the presenter, reads aloud a story that sounds pretty much like his and Ilya’s situation?

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    13 Feb 2026

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    "God, you're such a fucking asshole," Shane said, but his breathing was beginning to even out. 

    "You love it." Rozanov's voice filtered through the phone. 

    A pause. 

    "You feel better now?"

    "Yeah... thanks,"

    "Good. Listen to me properly, Hollander. Scott Hunter doesn't know shit about us. And if he does, why has he noticed it, hmm? Think about that."

    Shane let out another laugh, almost hysterical sounding. "You can't seriously be suggesting that Scott Hunter is gay? You're fucking crazy, Roz."

    Oh my God. 

    The pieces clicked together. Shane and Rozanov?

    (shane calls ilya after he fights scott hunter. hayden & jj overhear)

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    13 Feb 2026

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    "What are we going to do?" Shane whispered.

    "I will tell them it was me." Rozanov said, interrupting them both.

    "You would do that for Shane?" David asked.

    "Is only way."

    "Ilya, don't be stupid."

    "Tell me other way then, Hollander."

    Shane's eyes went glassy again. "But - you won't be able to go home. Russia. It won't be safe for you-"

    Hayden exchanged a look with J.J. This whole situation was so fucked.

    (someone working at the hotel leaks a picture of shane entering ilya's penthouse)

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    13 Feb 2026

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    “You have a message from: Lily.” The automated voice read out.

    Shane almost swerved into the other lane trying to press the mute button on the dashboard.

    ”Woah, eyes on the road, dude!” Hayden yelled.

    “Ayyy!” J.J cheered. “The famous Boston Lily! Let’s hear what she has to say.”

    The automated voice continued. “Can’t wait to have my [tongue emoji] in your [peach emoji].”

    (while shane is driving certain texts get read out by the car's bluetooth)

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    13 Feb 2026

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