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    Talking to Jesus is attractive. by

    Fandoms: The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson)  

    08 Nov 2025

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    "If you ever say that talking to the dead is attractive, I'm breaking up with you, Arellano."

    Robin chuckles.

    "I would never say that. Do you think I'm that bad at flirting?"

    O: Robin survives and comes out of the basement with Finney, so he's there to witness that conversation.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    Case File #003: The Destroyer by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan  

    05 Apr 2025

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    The complete guide of Percy Jackson’s powers and abilities with special bonus commentaries at the end from monsters who have faced the menace that is the spawn of Poseidon in the past and seeking to pass on their advice and wisdom to the next foolhardy generation of demigod killers.

    (EDIT) Hyperion: It shouldn't be this hard to off one demigod.

    (EDIT) Minotaur: Look on the brightside, he won't be alive forever.

    (EDIT) Polybotes: So long as I'm the one who gets to finish him in the end, it matters not to me.

    (EDIT) Tartarus: So naive.

    (EDIT) Hyperion: What is that supposed to mean?

    (EDIT) Hyperion: Well?

    (EDIT) Hyperion: Heeellllloooo

    (EDIT) Hyperion: .......

     

    **Disclaimer: If you just want to read the plot/humorous parts with the monsters commenting on Percy's powers and abilities I would skip to chapter 22**

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    23 Nov 2025

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    Burial Mounds visits by

    Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

    13 Jul 2025

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    Once I Have (a Taste of) You by

    Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band), K-pop  

    21 Jul 2025

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    “...what's the pussy equivalent of morning wood?”

    With an exaggerated blink, Hyunjin's eyes go round and cute in shock.

    “Are-” Hyunjin stops short. Shaking his head in disbelief, he licks his lower lip, pink tongue flashing over the plump flesh. All Felix can think about is having that mouth between his legs. “Are you saying you didn't tell anyone because you woke up too horny?”

    “Yes.”

    That beautiful face drops all expression, Hyunjin deadpanning in the slightly annoyed, slightly judgemental way he's mastered over the years. And Felix’s cunt absolutely throbs.

    “And you couldn't just─” Hyunjin raises a brow, thumb smoothing along Felix’s jawline. “─rub one out?”

    ──⊳ ♡ ⊲──

    On a rare day off, Felix wakes up with a pussy─and an insatiable libido. After staying home to satisfy his new body, he grows frustrated when he cannot get himself off. Luckily, Hyunjin stayed home, too, and is all too eager to help his sunshine cum.

    Neither intended to clear the romantic tension built up between them for the better part of a decade, but they certainly aren't complaining.

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    in my bones by ,

    Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)  

    09 Jan 2021

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    Felix has lived alone in the hot springs for as long as he can remember, with little knowledge of where he's come from or why he's here. Everything changes on the day humans stop smelling just scary and start smelling delicious.

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    13 Sep 2025