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    "Just one hint," Malevola pleaded. Prism leaned against her chair, eyeing Robert expectantly.

    Robert stared at them briefly, deliberating over his response. He settled on honesty. They wouldn't believe him, and they wouldn't be able to link it to his identity as Mecha Man anyway.

    "Sure. I can't die."

    Prism sighed in frustration. "Oh come on! Don't be like that."
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    Robert Robertson III was eight when he realized he had a super power. It was also the first time he died.

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    14 Nov 2025

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    Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift. The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it’s the only thing keeping his eyes open.

    Then the comm crackles.

    “Hello, Robert.”

    Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.

    “I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”

    Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?

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    13 Nov 2025

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    Alt!Power Taylor Hebert wakes up in an abandoned basement and proceeds upon a journey of transhuman self-discovery and escalation. Or, "Fuck you, I'm dragging Brockton Bay to a post-scarcity society whether it likes it or not." Minor crossover with Eclipse Phase.

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    07 Nov 2025

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    When Kankuro wakes up it’s in a room he doesn’t recognize with a view from the window he does.

    Only problem is the Playhouse’s storage facility was torn down eight years before the war began.

    The time-travel fic literally no one asked for but I wrote anyway!

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    04 Oct 2025

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    When Ann realizes their math teacher has spotted Akira nodding off in the desk behind hers, she braces herself for what's about to follow. Sure enough, the chalk flies past her and hits Akira smack in the forehead, knocks him awake, and sends a flurry of horrible nightmare syllables tumbling out of his mouth from the sheer surprise.

    The language of Shadows sounds sharp and strange in the mundane banality of the classroom. Ann schools her expression, and does her best to project an air of nope, nothing's wrong, nothing to see here, there's definitely no one speaking in horrible eldritch tongues, why would you even say that?

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    In which Shadows have a language of their own, and the power of the Wild Card lets Akira speak it too.

    It's too bad it makes him sound like he's speaking in some kind of cursed, inhuman, monster tongue, but the rest of the Phantom Thieves get used to it.

    Eventually.

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    02 Sep 2025