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    “Who was it, shijie?” asks Wei Ying after a short silence. “Who was the dragon in disguise?”

    “The tall, serious man in white,” says Jiang Yanli calmly, unaware of the way she’s just torn the bottom out of Wei Ying’s stomach. “He was wearing a ribbon around his forehead. Otherwise I might not have made the connection.”

    Oh fuck, thinks Wei Ying. Lan Zhan is a fucking dragon?

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    Wei Ying is invited to visit the home of his enigmatic new friend Lan Wangji. It just so happens that Lan Wangji’s home is a mountain palace full of immortal water guardians who all seem to have extremely alien ideas about what’s appropriate in public.

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    04 Jan 2023

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    Sex worker Wei Ying, wary after a previous client got too clingy, connects with Lan Zhan, a client who, thankfully, wants no-strings sex: no flirting, no flattery, just turn up, be fucked, then leave. It's perfect for Wei Ying, and nothing could possibly go wrong.

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    27 Oct 2022

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    So there was this jar, and it had so much peanut butter still in it, and when his fox nose scented it and didn’t catch any poison or spoilage, what was he supposed to do? Not avail himself of this gift? No. He shoved his delicate little snout right in there and got to licking, but, you know… Elegantly. Definitely not snarfing and making horrible little fox sounds and rolling around on the ground while he went ham on the jar. Sure, he had to work a little bit to get at the last of it, but anything good is worth working for, right? So finally, triumphant, no longer starving, and maybe a little thirsty now from eating half a cup of peanut butter in about two minutes, he’d tried to remove his head from the jar.

    Operative word tried.

    Or: Wei Ying gets stuck. Lan Zhan helps.

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    01 Apr 2022

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    “So. Lan Zhan is an alien,” he stated.

    Jiang Cheng pinched the bridge of his nose, while Nie Huaisang snorted and turned back to his food. “Tell me about it.”

     
    or, wwx tries to find out whether lwj is an alien

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    06 Mar 2022

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    "I don't want to really date anyone. It's so stupid, I just need to pretend date someone until Jiang Cheng gets his act together, then go back to my own life." He stares at his empty coffee cup.

    "Date me," Lan Zhan says. Then he looks at Wei Ying's empty cup. "Would you like another cup of coffee?"

    "Always," Wei Ying says automatically. "But wait, what."

    "I'll get you another cup." Lan Zhan rises smoothly from the table.

    "No, wait, hang on." Wei Ying grabs his wrist before he can take the cup and Lan Zhan freezes up, staring down at where Wei Ying is hanging on to him. "Fuck, sorry, I'll—" Wei Ying hastily lets go of his wrist. "Sorry, I—what did you mean?"

    "I can pretend to date you," Lan Zhan says. "You take it with cream and sugar, correct?"

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    01 Jan 2022