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In Which James Kirk is Less of an Idiot About Marla McGivers by Bulbizarre
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
25 Oct 2025
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How Space Seed might've ended differently.
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After the Enterprise's computer suffers from an unusual malfunction, Captain Kirk has a very long five or six hours.
Takes place during S02E14 "Wolf in the Fold."
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A Talent For Understatement by Bulbizarre for Vox_Stellaris
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
20 Dec 2023
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Lieutenant Masters has a very long day.
Takes place during S01E27 "The Alternative Factor."
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shine on, you crazy bosh'tet by Bulbizarre
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
02 Nov 2023
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"Keelah." The quarian doesn't say the word so much as breathe it out, pressing a gloved hand to her visor. She speaks again, her voice soft and familiar. "Shepard. It's Tali."
It's not just the words and voice—but also the quarian's tones and inflections and the slight tilt in her head—it reminds Shepard of another time of dark cold shadows and fear, but also of an arm around her shoulder and a dim knowledge that she was not alone. But...
"Not Tali," she says. "It's...wrong."
Three long months after the activation of the Crucible, after the blue wave of energy that carried with it the command for every Reaper to self-destruct, the Normandy receives some news that none of them had been truly expecting to hear:
"Shepard-Commander's platform was not destroyed."
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- Part 1 of stardust and sniper rifles
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At The Party, Shepard runs into yet another decidedly awkward situation.
Follow-up to bang a gong (get it on).
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- Part 8 of stardust and sniper rifles
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Don't Get Yourself In Trouble by Bulbizarre
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
11 Apr 2022
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Garrus has no idea why Commander Shepard had insisted on bringing the quarian along. Her intel on Saren had been useful, but—she's just a child, with at best a bare minimum of military training and a liability should her suit get a puncture.
Garrus and Tali run a few errands on the Wards.
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- Part 7 of stardust and sniper rifles
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Press R to reload by Bulbizarre
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
18 Aug 2021
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Pressly is a little concerned about the XO's behaviour.
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- Part 6 of stardust and sniper rifles
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Any Colour You Like by Bulbizarre
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
12 Aug 2021
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"So," Tali suddenly asks her, "what's your favourite colour?"
Oh, she tries to pose it as a casual question, the kind of thing that one friend would ask another without any sort of plan in mind that might involve the knowledge of that favourite colour. But her voice slips a little too much from the Deliberately Neutral tone for it to sound actually sound like a casual question. Instead, she sounds like she's planning something.
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- Part 5 of stardust and sniper rifles
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Apologies for the Incontinence by Bulbizarre
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
16 Jul 2021
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Captain David Anderson and Lieutenant-Commander Joan Shepard plan a mutiny.
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- Part 4 of stardust and sniper rifles
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bang a gong (get it on) by Bulbizarre
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
05 May 2021
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Shepard returns to her apartment and comes across a decidedly awkward situation.
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- Part 3 of stardust and sniper rifles
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weightless and almost sane by Bulbizarre
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
02 Oct 2020
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Anyways, she was over it. She'd had eight months—probably closer to nine now, she'd lost track at some point—for the grey matter (and the metal bits holding the grey matter together, according to the files she'd dug up on the Lazarus Project, something that raised disquieting ship-of-Theseus questions) to accumulate enough dust that the shock of realizing that yes, she'd died suffocating in the vacuum of space didn't explode into her head at the most inconvenient moments.
A routine spacewalk does not go well.
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- Part 2 of stardust and sniper rifles
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What if she had held on at the end? Post-Portal 2, slight AU, no humanizations.
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Chell finds a job at Black Mesa and the author apologizes profusely.
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"Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant. It's perfect. Except ... for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem. Also, once I eject myself out of the core the lift might stop. Then we'd be trapped in a lift full of broken glass suspended fifty feet off the ground."
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Grief is a terrible thing to bear alone. Fortunately, Alyx doesn't have to. [Post-Episode Two]
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Wheatley wasn't lying when he said five other test subjects died. But out of all of those, the fifth was the hardest. [ONE-SHOT]
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100 Themes; 100 Oneshots. Took upon the Hundred Theme Challenge. An odd assortment of things will follow. Hopefully something for everyone.
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Moments after being freed from Aperture, Chell meets a strange man with a briefcase. [ONESHOT]
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After crashing back to earth, Wheatley is found. [ONESHOT]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 471
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 38
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On her birthday, Chell receives a surprise in the mail. [ONESHOT]