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Deep Sea Desires by Butt3rB33
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
07 Jun 2026
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The ocean is a cruel and beautiful mistress—and the creatures from her depths just as much so. When Scar Goodtimes, the “last honorable pirate” and captain of The Flying Jellie, finds one of these sea monsters lying amongst the wreckage of a ship, he decides the best course of action is to bring him aboard, despite the caution his husband and first mate, Mumbo, urges him to take. His small crew soon learns that the man they rescued—a siren named Grian—had been pulled from the sea and taken miles from any semblance of home by a group of cryptid hunters. Now, on another foreign deck, he is presented with a choice: they could throw him back into the sea so he can try and make it back to his pod, or they could find him a transformation amulet, and he can join them as they explore the world, plunder the seven seas, and live a life of adventure and romance.
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A Mumscarian-centric Pirate/Fantasy AU that features the members of the Life Series. The plot and dynamics are inspired by various pieces of the Life Series and other SMPs I wanted to include, headcanons, and also whatever I chose to make up.
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“He began a mental list of all the benefits of waking up next to Mumbo. At the top of the list was the very simple fact that it was with Mumbo, and therefore it was good.”
They hadn’t been dating for long, but it wasn’t difficult for Grian to feel comfortable around Mumbo. After staying the night at Mumbo’s house for the first time since establishing their relationship, Grian wakes up tangled in a nest of bedding with said new boyfriend. Everything about it is perfect and soft, and both of them are more than ready to waste the day doing nothing more than cuddling.
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Drunk Words and Sober Thoughts by Butt3rB33
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
27 Jan 2026
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“Impulse momentarily wished he hadn't started to sober up yet. This would be easier to cope with if he were still drunk.”
Impulse and Skizz had been friends since childhood, growing up as neighbors and doing nearly everything together. Even now, they were roommates at the same college and closer than ever; so close it was reaching an awkward place between friendly and more.
Back in their dorm after a party, the line gets blurred even further as both a drunk Skizz and a sobering Impulse almost say too much. -
when the sand finally swallows us, we'll lose together by Butt3rB33
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Apr 2024
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How am I supposed to tell you,
The man that I love,
That we don't get a happy ending?----------
A Desert Duo poem from the perspective of 3L!Grian
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A license to Quill in the name of Sonic T. Hedgehog by Butt3rB33
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
21 Apr 2022
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After the untimely death of his brother - Sonic T. Hedgehog - at the hands of Eggman, Miles "Tails" Prowler and Shadow had sworn an oath to rid the world of all bald people. Tonight, after months of searching, Tails has finally found Jeff Bezos, and is fully prepared to avenge his brother.