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Food for Thought by patheticfangirl
Fandoms: 21st Century CE RPF, The Human Centipede (Movies)
08 Oct 2025
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Three billionaires are sewn ass to mouth.
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- Part 5 of Schlocktob-mar
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Pay Your Taxes
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The True Amerieieieiecan-Freedom-Liberty Dream by Bringonthespaghetti, sakarisuri
Fandoms: The united states of america - Fandom
06 Oct 2025
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Elon and Donald are in love, right? Everything seemed to be going well, a perfect relationship if you asked anyone. But they can’t help but feel…. Unsatisfied with everything. They both crave the domination of an alpha, something neither of them are. And as their relationship takes twists and turns, will their love be able to survive? And with the help of the people in their lives, could their love bloom into something….. American?
(I’m sorry I don’t know what I’m doing with my life, neither of us do😭😭)
This is basically just gay relationship drama and stuff. I promise it’s peak.
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Together On Top by swagdragon64
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Original Work, 21st Century CE RPF
05 Oct 2025
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Jeff Bezos may have taken seeing the man's cubic face for granted. He could only hope he's not too late.
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A very emotional, heart-wrecking story of two lonely individuals that come to understand each other through their shared hardships.
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Elony D’arkweb Apartheid Craven-Way Mucks es el hombre mas rico, listo y trabajador del mundo, y el mejor en los video juegos, y también el más gófico. Por el día trabaja en la Casa Blanca, y por la noche duerme en la oficina en una de sus compañías llamada Tettar (pero tiene montón de otras compañias también).
Tiene un montón de admiradores, y también un montón de jeiters. Eligirá al vigoroso Donald Drumpf para que sea su amante, o al masculino y sin camisa cabalgador de osos Putain? (O alguna otra persona que también es muy rico y listo?) Algún momento será libre de los pesados progres, que no paran de reírse de él sin motivo, y todos sus jeiters, quienes lo odian por absolutamente ninguna razón? Y lo más importante, conseguirá ir a Marte?
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This is something I’m working on for funny hahas and it’s a crack fic so don’t expect it to be a piece of art but since I think it’s funny I’m putting it here!
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Chained in Politics by Skylerwhereyouat
Fandoms: American Politics - Fandom, American Politicians
11 Aug 2025
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[Summary currently in update, will be back soon]
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THE MOST SCARIEST PKMN CREEPYPASTA EVER by where_making_this_hapen
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Real Person Fiction
15 Jul 2025
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This is the story of the time I playeded the most SPOOKIEST MOST TERRIFYING POKÉMON GAME EVER (REAL) (NOT FAKE) (TRUE STORY)
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Pokémon creepypasta parody. Read it because it's funny
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Originally written 03/08/2025
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- 690
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When Elon Musk is discarded by the President, Jeff Bezos picks him up.
aka. “Lick the Deck, Elon.”
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- Part 2 of Billionaire Bangverse
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Shallow River by Laundromat_Detergent
Fandoms: United States of America politicians, MAGA - Fandom
17 Jun 2025
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Trump, now in office, decided to wage a war against Furries. What he doesn't know, is that his current crush, Elon Musk, is head of the furry division and is hellbent on becoming the new furry leader. It all becomes complicated when Elon unexpectedly developes feelings for Trump. Will their love survive the upcoming war?
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Elony D'arkweb Apartheid Craven-Way Mucks is the richest, smartest, and most hard-working man in the world, and the best at video games, and also the most goffik. By day he works at the White House, and by night he sleeps in the office at one of his companies called Titter (but he has lots of other companies too).
He has lots of admirers, and also lots of haters. Will he choose the sturdy Donald Drumpf to be his lover, or the shirtless manly bear-riding Putain? (Or someone else who is also very rich and smart?) Will he ever be free of the annoying libs, who keep making fun of him for no reason, and all his haters, who hate him for absolutely no reason? And most importantly, will he ever go to Mars?
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this is js a bunch of short stories me and my friends wrote at school
not finished or edited yet lol
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Trauma - Woody x Black OC (2021-2022) by Kokooriley
Fandoms: Toy Story (Movies), The Wendy Williams Show (TV), Disney Adults - Fandom, Disney - Fandom
15 Apr 2025
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listen i made this when i was like 13
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Trump fumbles other political figures.
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Picture You POTUS by ToasterBunny125
Fandoms: American Politics - Fandom, reality - Fandom, Alternate Reality - Fandom, presidential
23 Feb 2025
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Trump and Biden break up in the midst of political tensions. Trump moves on- or says he does- with Elon Musk as Biden makes some discoveries about himself
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baby if you can't hang then, there's the door by xenisis for irleldervex
Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), Amazon Kindle Paperweight "Out Now Business Class" Commercial, Amazon Prime "Free Shipping Even on Furniture" Commercials, sex - Fandom, shape of u
09 Feb 2025
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jeff bezos & elon musk are going to space. oncie is invited along under the promise of an orgy in space, however elon tries to prank oncie with some strange fluorescent goop. what happens next?
NOT CLICKBAIT GOD POSSESSION CAUGHT ON CAMERA FOR REAL 100% AUTHENTIC
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🇺🇸 𝔾𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎ by Kittie_noodles
Fandoms: American Politics - Fandom
28 Jan 2025
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☆彡 𝕄𝕪 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 (𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕) 𝕗𝕚𝕔, 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕠𝕟 𝕚ℙ𝕒𝕕. 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕙. 𝙶𝙾𝙳𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝚈 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂 🫡 𖤐𖤐𖤐
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During Donalds presidency, he had forgotten what was most important and had begun to neglect his alpha.
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- 610
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- 1/?
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Haoyun Shai Mai 好運 莎伊麦 by Sanche
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Original Work
14 Jan 2025
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The story is as follows: Shai (Ty Lee) is a young unemployed woman fighting against the evil corporation that wants to dominate the entire world, THC – Torture, Holocaust, and Clothing. Shallia (that’s her real name), despite wanting to take down Bloody Mary, the cannibal owner of the company, needs money to survive. So, she starts doing odd jobs and trying new ventures like pyramid schemes and driving for Uber.
Shallia’s best friend, Maira (Mai) —though she’s really just someone Shallia considers her best friend despite them not being that close—still has a stable job and life. However, Maira has her own struggles: she’s insecure and is also recovering from the end of an online relationship.
Things take a darker turn when the Slave Party manages to pass a bill in Congress reinstating slavery. Now, all the poor and unemployed will be forced into servitude "to eliminate unemployment in the country and make them useful members of society," as the propaganda goes.
Will Shallia manage to sort out her life, make her friend fall for her, and destroy THC along with its cannibalistic CEO? Stay tuned.
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Cosmic Hormones and Doge Dick. by vampiric (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 20th c.
23 Dec 2024
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Elon Musk is an omega that craves a sexy alpha as powerful as he is. Vulnerability and political controversy fly in a shotpost as he opens up one certain politician.