CANDYKERN



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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    Sanford and Deimos came to chill with their friend Hank at his place, but soon learn that their murderous friend has a secret: a certain even more murderous, insane, undead clown kept chained in his basement.
    They try to figure out why the Hell that is.

    (This fic contains EXTREMELY graphic violence, injury, gore, and smut, please be aware of the tags and heed the warnings!!!)

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    16 May 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    The Auditor gains little progress in interrogating Hank, Sanford, and Deimos.
    But upon discovering that he could control the fire running through the smoker's blood like a puppeteer… he decides to take things in a different approach.

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    can we get an amen for the auditor wrecking deimos to hell and back ya ya amennn

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    16 May 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    2BDamned worked day in and day out keeping Hank J. Wimbleton alive and out of Hell. What was the thanks he got? The stubborn jackass of an assassin never listening to him.
    But as much trouble as Hank gave him, the brute always came back to him. And Doc, despite himself, always felt relieved.

    (Hank walks in on Doc masturbating, and they both realize their feelings for each other - they are both TERRIBLE at communicating, however.)

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    16 May 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Hank fucks a blender sequal to no more clowning around

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    16 May 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    This will be fucking angsty and there will be a lot of violence since ya know, it's madness combat, this was inspired by LavenderGalaxy's work "insubordination". I honestly didn't realize that I would get so attached to Elliot. I like them, they're cool.

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    17 May 2022

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