CERT1F1ED_HATER
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Shauna gives a certain hat-wearing loser a chance.
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02 Aug 2025
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Two traumatized wilderness girlies walk into a hut. One’s got a grudge, the other’s got issues, and neither of them knows how to process emotions so they rawdog their rage until someone almost commits murder with a stick. In the end, nobody learns anything, and everyone’s still feral
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02 Aug 2025
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“What’s wrong with you?” she asked, wiping her hands on her thighs.
“Nothing.” Melissa’s voice came out strangled. She cleared her throat. “Fine. I’m…fine, just–” she lifted both hands from her legs carelessly, gesturing around.
Shauna’s gaze flicked down. Melissa followed it and wanted to die.
There was no hiding it now.
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The real reason Melissa always layers her clothes.
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02 Aug 2025
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rid of me / shauna shipman/melissa hat (yellowjackets) by scream2
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
05 Apr 2025
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after having a nightmare that’s way worse than usual, melissa is forced to confront herself, and the source of the nightmares.
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22 May 2025
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Randy Walsh looks to get closer to Shauna Shipman, and he worries his intellect (or lack thereof) will be a stumbling block. So he enlists the quiet, weird Melissa to help him craft adequately smart love letters to Shauna. Little does Randy know, Melissa’s been harboring a crush of her own on Shauna for years, and jumps at the opportunity to get closer to her, even if through a surrogate. Shauna’s best friend, Jackie, is eager for her to date Randy, while Shauna has harbored her own crush on Jackie since they were children. Melissa may have inadvertently placed herself in the middle of a house of cards with a leaf blower, and hopefully she’ll be able to catch the queen when the cards all fall down.
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