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    Summary

    James Bond accidentally eavesdrops on a conversation between Q and Eve and decides that he has to step in.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
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    186
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2,348
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    I found a list on tumblr and its lovely and imaginative creator was kind enough to let me snag it for our OTP.

    Language:
    English
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    98,280
    Chapters:
    49/50
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    442
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    10,627
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    It was very uncommon to hear shouts coming from the Quartermaster’s domain. Explosions, gunshots, loud bangs, and the occasional thud resulting from someone coming in contact with either the floor or a wall, but never angry yells accompanied by snarled threats.

    James Bond does what James Bond does best and sticks his nose in his Quartermaster's business.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,374
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    411
    Bookmarks:
    88
    Hits:
    11,973
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    The man with sad green eyes was in the shop again. Up until a month and three days ago, this man had been a regular customer. James had no idea what his name was though he swore he’d seen those eyes somewhere before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,104
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2,012
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    The aftermath of a mission that went better than planned even though there was one big hiccup.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,230
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,818
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    It was not in his nature to let anyone die, even if they were pirates and even if the captain of his own ship along with the entirety of his crew shivered in fear and begged him to play the role of executioner. This will be one of the few decisions in his life that he wouldn't regret.

    Chapters 1 through 18 have been fixed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    115,087
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    587
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    16,452
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    It was so obvious that they were supposed to be together that even their children schemed.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3,921
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    Somehow, by some unholy magic, Q was always left to clean up after Bond.

    Language:
    English
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    9,896
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    272
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    2,814
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    “Do me a favour, James? If that sodding bugger drops by,” he pressed his finger against James' mouth to keep him silent, “he’s worse than a spy that one so he’ll have all of your addresses if he puts his mind to it. Anyway, if he drops by and I am not home, don’t invite him in.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,695
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1,563
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    Bond managed to give him a lot of work even when he was no longer with 'the company'. Still, Q agrees to take care of the child that was left in his care until the unaware father drags himself back to England, and Alec is more than happy to assist the young Quartermaster.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,344
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    825
    Bookmarks:
    190
    Hits:
    16,491
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    James is sure he'd met the silent boffin before but the other always walks out when he's in the middle of hitting on him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,808
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    367
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    5,005
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    When one too many managers beg to either be reassigned or threaten to quit and go to SPECTRE, M decides to bring out the big guns and appoints Q to 'Shaken, not Stirred'.

    Some chapters will contain art by the lovely aliensundermybed. Fic based on their AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,219
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    701
    Bookmarks:
    116
    Hits:
    15,220
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    Sometimes it was an explosive one accidentally getting mixed in with a box of the product it was moulded after and the idiot who lost it there remembered only after the Quartermaster almost beheaded him when he was presented with the harmless original. Other times it was because someone from the government got it in their heads that MI6 was a black hole when it came to money so everyone in management dragged them around to remind them why they had to suck money up faster and better than the finest blotting paper.

    This time it was the rare combination of all three.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,578
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,331
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    When it came to James Bond, all missions were dangerous missions. Even his bloody vacations tended to end in explosions, bullet exchanges, and old buildings damaged if not outright demolished and yet, for some reason, his Quartermaster was always surprised by the inevitable outcome.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,617
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,466
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    Quincey managed to exasperate James even when he was grounded. The agent was tech-savvy – very much so; maybe in another universe, Quincy spent his days safely tucked behind a computer screen – so he loved to spend a lot of time in James’ branch, touching everything that he wasn’t supposed to touch and following James around like he was some kind of a cat that on a mission to knock everything down.

    Inspired by aliensdoodless

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,139
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2,332
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    The door closed behind the two guards but since their innate conversation could still be clearly heard, James ignored how much his leg and arm muscles hurt and remained in his hiding spot. It was a good thing that more often than not, the goons never bothered to tilt their heads back and actually look up but if he made the slightest noise now after they were done checking the small closet, he’d give himself away.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,792
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,814
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    Summary

    Intelligence agencies around the world decide to go into lockdown and have their people work from home since even the terrorists and evil masterminds went into quarantine.

    Q goes to stay with his father - Major Boothroyd - and brings James along because he's the muscle and they totally need help with the shopping.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,153
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    407
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    3,781
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    Whatever drop of alcohol he might have had still coursing through his veins instantly evaporated. “Me? How could I—?”

    “With your scorched and tangled locks of hair, with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green, that’s how,” Madeleine continued in a low growl, narrowed eyes burning with anger and jealousy. “That combined with your smile that is like a breath of spring and your voice so soft like summer rain is not something with which I can compete.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,784
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    304
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2,873
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    A lot of things change in two years, no matter how much James Bond tries to deny that. MI6 is -shockingly - more competent, R&D department has a building all to itself, R insists that she's the new Q despite her being perceived by James as a moody teenager and nothing else, James loses his designated number, and Q is a double oh agent who hates his guts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,141
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3,504
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    All of the friendships Q formed paled in comparison to what he had with James and it was known to all the agencies that if you upset one, you upset the other. While no one was sure quite yet which was worse – angry boffin that might as well be magic with all he could do, or angry spy with a licence to kill who knew how to make you suffer without actually touching or ending your life – they all agreed that it was best to let that be a mystery for all eternity.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,295
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    427
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    3,797

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