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    Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
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    "What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."

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    03 Dec 2024

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    Omfg this is so good can’t wait to see it finished

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    A game of Smash or Pass with Cherri Bomb makes Angel Dust realise that Husk isn’t seen by others as being super attractive.

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    06 Feb 2024

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    Another fave <3

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    Angel finds out Husk is a 60 year old virgin. Chaos ensues.

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    06 Feb 2024

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    IUDNFIJ BEETIE PLS SUPER GOOD DIJFHFIJSND

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    An AU of Hadestown in which Roman is Orpheus, Virgil is Eurydice, Logan is Hades, and Patton is Persephone.

    Eventual LAMP.

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    29 Jan 2024

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    My fave series <3

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    On a dark night long ago, Sirius Black took a wrong turn and never found Peter Pettigrew. Instead of Azkaban, Sirius settled down in Little Whinging to keep an eye on his godson, and hired Remus Lupin to run his bookshop for him. Then one day when Harry was eight, Sirius found out how the Dursleys treated him, and stole him away.

    Stealing Harry is an alternate universe version of Harry Potter's life before his time at Hogwarts. It is the story of Harry's family: Sirius and Remus, Ted and Andromeda, Nymphadora, Neville Longbottom, and even Severus Snape, all banded together against a newly powerful Peter Pettigrew who is still searching for a way to resurrect Voldemort.

    Laocoon's Children follows Harry through his time at Hogwarts as he develops a very different group of friends: Hufflepuff Draco Malfoy, Ravenclaw Padma Patil, and Gryffindor Neville Longbottom, strange companions for a Harry who was sorted into Slytherin -- the house of his beloved Professor Snape.

    This universe ends in Harry's third year, and is partially incomplete. As it is not likely to be finished, the last story in the series is a group of notes I made on where the story would have gone and how it would have ended.

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    07 Nov 2023

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    Good series! Read it!!