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    There isn't exactly a standard operating procedure for when your student tries to eat a class pet. That said, the academy does have a strict policy and protocol for biting.

    So, while the school nurse cleans up Lan Zhan's bloody mouth and administers a rabies shot—and while a veterinarian examines the pangolin for signs of post-traumatic stress disorder—Wei Ying sets up an afterschool meeting with Lan Zhan's guardian.

    He leaves the finer details intentionally vague during the call, unable to find the proper words for "your emotionally-repressed six-year-old just tried to maul a near-extinct mammal, and I don't have the first fucking clue why."

    Wei Ying's most notorious and entitled student spends six years terrorizing anyone who dares to get close to him. When 12-year-old Lan Zhan finally graduates and leaves the country, the entire school breathes a sigh of relief.

    But then, a mysterious new teacher arrives at the academy not even a week later. He's older than Wei Ying, devastatingly handsome, and has more college degrees than anyone has a right to possess.

    And he looks at Wei Ying like he's waited a lifetime to meet him.

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    Lan Wangji’s words sounded more like a dare than a compliment. And Wei Wuxian liked dares.

    Like a moth to a flame, he was naturally drawn to mischief. And no matter what, he would find something that Lan Wangji would deny him.

    But as he mulled about in bed, he realized that he was already… remarkably spoiled.

    Or, Wei Wuxian spends a day trying to find something that Lan Wangji would deny him. And what he eventually finds makes him unbelievably pleased.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    “Lan Zhaaaaan,” he said playfully as he wrapped his hands around the man’s eyes. “Guess who?”

    The voice that responded was much softer than he’d expected. The man gently pulled Wei Wuxian’s hands down and inclined his head slightly.

    “...Wei-gongzi?”

    Wei Wuxian abruptly recoiled and fell to the ground. Any sleep that had addled his brain immediately dissolved at the realization that this person was definitely not his husband.
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    Or, Wei Wuxian and Lan Xichen share an interesting conversation while enjoying a soak in the Calming Pond - that is, until a very displeased Lan Wangji finds them.

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    Wen Chao throws his arms wide, addressing the crowd. "The Lans have a princess locked in a tower!"

    The room falls into awkward silence.

    "...Who doesn’t?" a voice chirps.

    Wei Wuxian nods along. It’s not exactly shocking—just about every kingdom has a lonely princess stashed away somewhere. And yet, Lan Xichen, the bearer of this exceptionally boring secret, looks absolutely flabbergasted.

    "A...princess?" he echoes, whipping his head up. "Where did you hear that?"

    Or, necromancer Wei Wuxian thinks that rescuing a cursed princess will be easy—until he finds out the princess is actually a prince, and the curse is a whole lot kinkier than he bargained for.

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    When Wei Wuxian shows up on his doorstep at half-past ten on a weeknight, Lan Xichen knows he’s in for a long night.

    His first instinct is to toss Wei Wuxian over the bannister for banging on his door like a solicitor from hell. But then, he notices the pathetic wobble of Wei Wuxian’s lower lip and the glassy sheen in his eyes—the kind of look that would make anyone else call animal control for a stray in need of rescuing.

    “Hey,” Wei Wuxian mutters. “Can I…crash with you tonight?”

    Or: Suffering from a self-proclaimed lack of attention, Wei Wuxian bursts into Lan Xichen’s apartment, vowing never to return home—sparking a chaotic night of drinks, wild conspiracy theories, and a dramatic reunion with one very unimpressed Lan Wangji.

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