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  1. Eternal Surprise by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    22 Mar 2026

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    Even after centuries, his consort is still full of surprises.

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    9
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  2. Just Us by for ajsemprini

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    14 Feb 2026

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    After months of stolen moments and quiet exhaustion, Eldari finally gives Astarion the kind of night that requires no holding back.

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  3. Quiet by for ajsemprini

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    08 Feb 2026

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    After many sleepless nights, Astarion and Eldari finally find a moment for themselves—if they can only stay quiet enough to enjoy it.

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    5
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  4. Daddy's Two Flowers by for RadioStacey

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    24 Jan 2026

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    Astarion wants nothing more than to have both his flowers at once.

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    3
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  5. Shadows and Gaslight by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    24 Jan 2026

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    In the gaslit alleys of Victorian London, a detective hunting a ritual killer must consult a mysterious medium, sparking a hunt for a killer that ignites a far more dangerous intimacy.

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    5
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    2
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  6. Unholy Coronation by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    23 Jan 2026

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    A coronation isn't about the crown you wear, but the blood you're willing to spill to get it.

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    8
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  7. Crescendo in the Dark by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    22 Jan 2026

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    To a rock star, every face in the crowd is a blur. Except for the one person who isn't screaming their name.

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    3
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    58

  8. Symbiotic Symmetry by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    21 Jan 2026

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    In a city of chrome and decay, Ruyn and Astarion discover a new way to interface.

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    5
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  9. The Ghost of the Lower City by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    20 Jan 2026

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    Mystery Inc. investigates a haunted house in the Lower City—and finds a ghost who was never meant to be one.

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    3
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    1
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    38

  10. Adversarial Ink by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    20 Jan 2026

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    His carefully laid plans never accounted for her.

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    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    193

  11. The Quick and the Undead by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    18 Jan 2026

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    Astarion is the most dangerous person in Shade Gulch. Until a stranger rides into town.

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    10
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    134

  12. Take My Hand by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    15 Jan 2026

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    Ruyn and Astarion enjoy a night out at a tavern, where Astarion enjoys something off-menu.

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    2/2
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    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    523

  13. Surprise and Surrender by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    05 Jan 2026

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    Astarion says he's not a details person, but he plans a nice surprise for Ruyn. And then has a few more up his sleeve.

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    14
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  14. A Touch of Thought by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    04 Jan 2026

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    Ruyn and Astarion spice up an otherwise boring masquerade ball.

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    2
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  15. Service During Service by ,

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    03 Jan 2026

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    Iris and Ruyn surprise Father Ancunín during his sermon.

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  16. A Thorough Massage by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    02 Jan 2026

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    Astarion decides Ruyn needs a full-body massage, and he is exceptionally, deliciously thorough.

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  17. Spiral Unwound by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    01 Jan 2026

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    When Astarion admits to a secret desire, Ruyn dedicates an entire night to worshipping him and showing him the profound pleasure of finally letting go.

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    15
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    200

  18. Choosing Blind Trust by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    31 Dec 2025

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    Ruyn makes a suggestion to Astarion that will require them to trust one another.

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  19. A New Kind of Music by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    30 Dec 2025

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    Naaber gets an education.

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    Comments:
    6
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    5
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  20. Looming Enlarged by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    30 Dec 2025

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    Astarion makes a request for Ruyn to augment his stature.

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    2,568
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    328

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