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    Team Canada is undefeated, the Olympic Village is buzzing, and Shane Hollander just wants to focus on hockey.

    Unfortunately, his husband has discovered capitalism for himself.

    When the Olympic Committee announces a condom shortage across the Village, Shane assumes it’s just another chaotic headline in an already surreal tournament. What he does not expect is to discover that Ilya Rozanov has been quietly selling their unused “complimentary health supplies” to stressed-out rookies and possibly half the international athletes...for five euros each.

    + additional drawing!

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    11 Mar 2026

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    “Hollander,” Rozanov says. 

    Shane can’t look at him. Instead, he notices the lamps. There’s so many of them just in his line of sight. Ilya must never have to use the overhead lights in this house. During the day, there’s the sun. And at night, the softness of the low light, just enough to see by. Shane imagines being able to sit here, after dark, a game in the background, the scene lit by nothing but the gentle glow of a few lamps. He imagines falling asleep soothed by hands softly carding through his hair and a heartbeat pulsing under his jawbone. It makes him feel domestic. It makes him feel like he does with a cold can of ginger ale in his hands. 

    He needs to leave.

    “Hollander,” Ilya says. 

     

    (OR: tuna melt fix-it with shane and ilya and lamps)

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    09 Mar 2026

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    “Did you like them? My parents?”

    Ilya squints at him. “I love them,” he says simply, like it should be obvious. “They’re your parents.”

    But, Shane thinks idly, there's a difference, isn't there, between loving them and liking them?

    (5 times Shane thinks Ilya doesn't like his parents and 1 time he finds out the truth)

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Shane’s fingertips lazily trace down the middle of his back, and then tap their way back up. Ilya wants to die here.

    “If you could be any animal,” Shane asks, yawning in the middle of the sentence, “what animal would you be?”

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    09 Mar 2026

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    my alpha x alpha hollanov au. i am inordinately proud of this name.

    series order:
    1. bad idea, right?
    2. j'n'ai qu'une envie (c'est toi)
    3. **COMING SOON** heh

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    08 Mar 2026