CakeWithRhubarb
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Leaves spread like a twirling green skirt by CakeWithRhubarb
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jan 2026
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In the Trosky region, the player has a chance to encounter Sauerkraut Pepa. He is tremendously stupid, but that's probably not why his ma chased him away. There could be plenty of other reasons.
Written as part of KCD Rarepairs Week, day 1: first.
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Lac-those fingers caress me by CakeWithRhubarb
Fandoms: Personified Food & Drinks (Anthropomorphic)
25 Oct 2025
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Legend says that if you call a food "pornographic" three times, Bloody Mary comes out of a mirror at midnight and writes a bad fic about it. This is the story of a person eating fried cheese (edam or perhaps gouda) in a burger bun. But, like, in a horny way.
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And all of my peaches [are ruined] by EinMondsoldat
Fandom Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
15 Apr 2026
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A series of queer encounters between Master Painter Voyta and Chamberlain Ulrich von Schaumberg.
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12 Aug 2025
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Isn't this exactly where you'd like me? by billsboo
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
10 Sep 2025
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Hans is furiously wanking in the cuck chair.
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01 Aug 2025
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Zatímco Bohuta na Ratboři zařizuje politická spojenectví, mladý pan Lichtenštejn se postará o Jošta.
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31 Jul 2025
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“I know what I see,” he said, as firmly as he was capable with his heart racing and his eyes slipping down towards Liechtenstein’s lips every few seconds.
“And what do you see, my lord?”
“I see a young man,” Jobst started carefully, trying to find the right words to capture the beauty of the man standing in front of him. “Destined for greatness and glory. And he knows it,” he added, watching Liechtenstein’s lips spread into a wide smile. “Oh, he knows it so well.”
“What is he like?” Liechtenstein asked, his voice low and calm, as he was suggesting a more precise characterisation of his humble self.
“He’s handsome.”Or, Margrave Jobst recruits young John of Liechtenstein into his service.
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I'd suffer hell if you'd tell me what you'd do to me tonight by Anonymous
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
10 May 2025
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Katherine has a habit of sharpening her dagger, almost obsessively, every night. Žižka, for once, lets himself stay in the room while she does, and inevitably, she notices just how worked up he's getting over it.
Or: Katherine indulges Žižka's blade fetish in a surprisingly intimate and romantic way
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17 Jul 2025