Capris_Sirius
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The problem, Kaveh decides, wasn’t just that Alhaitham had no range, even when the similarities were so close all he’d have to do was change his name. It was that Nilou somehow expected him to fix it. Performance chemistry was not something you could brute-force by proximity and stubbornness and sheer willpower. Kaveh has already spent a full semester proving that Alhaitham was biologically immune to charm.
Nilou rubbed her temples.
“Okay, look. You’re actors—well, one of you is. You’re meant to create illusions. Maybe just… pretend you don’t hate each other? And then hate each other when it calls for it.”
“We don’t hate each other,” Kaveh snapped.
Alhaitham, beside him, nodded agreeably. “I simply find him taxing.”
In Sumeru University’s production of Barefoot in the Park, Kaveh’s original scene partner breaks a leg. Literally. His insufferable roommate steps up to the plate. Only: they have zero chemistry and turn to alternatives, i.e, method acting.
But it’s fine, they’re adults. What could go wrong?
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30 Dec 2025
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tears run down my thighs by dangodangomilk
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Nov 2025
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“Speaking of you two, how did you even start dating?” Cipher asked, peering at him curiously, “I can't imagine how the little nerd asked you out on a date. Enlighten us.”
“I was the one who asked him out, actually,” Mydei answered. Phainon was too dense to make the first move, after all.
All three pairs of eyes at the table stared at him. Clearly, they seemed to have thought the opposite.
Mydei's boyfriend is a total nerd and a beast in bed. Who said one can't be both?
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08 Dec 2025
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Besides the raw sounds escaping his drooling lips, he can hear the soft, consistent scritching of a fountain pen against paper. The rustling of documents as the wind from the open window riffles through the papers. The occasional opening of the office door by a soldier or messenger, greeting their commander with a clear voice before going through with their duty.
Mydei feels like a piece of decoration put on display, to be admired by passing glances or leering eyes. He doesn't know how long it's been, everything hazy to his delirious mind, but he feels almost rejuvenated when the sound of Phainon's chair skidding backwards.
Phainon keeps his omega on a one bar prison.
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- Part 3 of the stratocracy
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26 Nov 2025
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Crisis Resolution 101: What Not to Do by disparity
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Oct 2025
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Is it just Kaveh, or is that very hot, very jacked guy in the compression shirt checking out his ass in the mirror while he's doing squats?
Or, the one where Alhaitham and Kaveh are gym bros.
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- Part 1 of Crisis Resolution
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14 Nov 2025
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Cendrax has picked out the sturdiest human with the prettiest cunt to host his and his wives' children - whether the human wants to or not.
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01 Oct 2025