13 Works by CaptainNaziPuncher
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The story of how Evan and Steph got together
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As he waited for Andre to come home, he put the narrative together. Andre was going to go to school, with the guns, and probably hurt someone. That was the most logical explanation. He put his head in his hands- how could he not have noticed any of this?
She shut the book and threw it down, tapping her foot.
Whatever this Zero Day was, it had to be stopped. Cal was going to hurt someone.Or
Cal and Andre get sent to the mental hospital after their parents find out about Zero Day.
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Valentine's Day Headcannons by CaptainNaziPuncher
Fandoms: Historical RPF, Columbine (US Band)
19 Feb 2026
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Whoops I'm a bit late but Valentine's Day headcannons for Eric
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Reader has a schizophrenic episode and Eric has to calm them down.
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Everything I've Ever Wanted (And More) by CaptainNaziPuncher
Fandoms: Columbine (US Band), Historical RPF
11 Feb 2026
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Reader lets Eric sleep between their thighs.
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Reader has period cramps and Eric is there to help.
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Columbine Boys Request fic (requests CLOSED for right now) by CaptainNaziPuncher
Fandoms: Historical RPF
26 Jan 2026
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My request fic. Put what you want here and I'll do it. Maybe. If I decide I want to.
Might someday expand this to include other perps but I still really only care about Eric and Dylan
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An alphabet for hc about the Dude
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Eric Harris rails some twink in the woods oh ur the twink btw by CaptainNaziPuncher
Fandoms: Columbine (US Band), Historical RPF
25 Jan 2026
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I have a thing for skirts and an even bigger thing for Eric Harris and I think it shows.
Oh yeah reader wears a skirt in this btw
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Youre sick and Dude helps you out
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Realized I hadn't seen one of these before so I decided to buckle down and do it myself. Cal/Andre NSFW alphabet baby
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Dylan Klebold was a dog.
Not in the traditional sense- he didn't have paws, and he didn't have fur covering his entire body, but he was a dog. He had the ears and tail to prove it.
Uhhhhh collection of fics where Dylan is a dog boy. No I will not apologize. Fuck you.
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You Go Down Smoother Than Vodka and You Burn Just as Bright by CaptainNaziPuncher
Fandoms: Historical RPF
28 Aug 2025
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It’s heaven, Eric thinks dimly and distantly.
Or at least, it's as close as he’s gonna get.