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• The Terrible Tale of Pirate Granger and her Snarky First Mate/Soon-to-be Ex-Husband Draco Malfoy as They Travel Six of the Seven Seas Fighting Deadly Cheese, Chest Hair, Wacky Wizarding Laws, Muggle Traffic, Creepy Pandas and Each Other by alina290, Captainraychill, MiHnn, Misdemeanor1331, modlyrobin, pokeystar, raa, RZZMG, scarlettcat, silverotter1, UnseenLibrarian, with_rhyme

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  07 Dec 2014

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  • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
  • Hermione Granger
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Harry Potter
  • Neville Longbottom
  • Pansy Parkinson
  • Severus Snape
  • Regulus Black
  • Fenrir Greyback
  • Bellatrix Black Lestrange
  • Death Eater(s)
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  • Round Robin
  • Alternate Universe - Pirate
  • Pirate Hemione Granger
  • Pirate Draco Malfoy
  • Silly
  • Comedy
  • Comedy of Errors

  Summary

  It's not easy being married to pirate. And Draco just wants to be divorced with kids. Not to start some Muggle business and certainly not to be embroiled in a murder-conspiracy involving cheese, ancient wizarding laws, and, of all the terrible things in the world, unwanted body hair. Authors include: unseen1969, captainraychill, alina290, mihnn, itsraa, justthedreams, scarlettcat_5, pokeystar, rzzmg, silverotter1, and with_rhyme, with dormiensa as our lovely beta.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  36,752

  Chapters:

  20/20

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  42

  Kudos:

  119

  Bookmarks:

  49

  Hits:

  9,114

• Prophecies Suck, Even if They Are Fake: A Rambling Tale (in Fourteen Parts) of Draco and Hermione as They Travel the Path to Enlightenment Without Torches or Lumos or Curse Scars to Guide Them by alina290, Captainraychill, Kansola, leopion, Misdemeanor1331, modlyrobin, pokeystar, UnseenLibrarian

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  10 Sep 2012

  Tags

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  • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
  • Hermione Granger
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Luna Lovegood
  • Narcissa Malfoy
  • Lucius Malfoy

  Summary

  A Muggle carnival sets off an absurd chain of spirally events in which the virgin/whore duality is explored, nuts are spread, towels are ever shrinking, odors are emitted, and of course, babies are made. Authors include: kansol, unseenlibrarian, alina290, captainraychill, leopion, pokeystar, and justthedreams.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  19,588

  Chapters:

  14/14

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  29

  Kudos:

  180

  Bookmarks:

  31

  Hits:

  6,754