Misdemeanor1331
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When Nimbus Racing Broom Company is unexpectedly acquired, Hermione Granger isn’t surprised to have kept her position. After all, she’s Top Flight’s first female Pilot. Responsible for setting a Flyer’s race strategy, this highly scrutinised position is everything Hermione’s been working towards. There’s just one problem: she’s been paired with the Team Owner’s irascible and arrogant son.
Desperate to prove himself to his father and the world, Draco Malfoy will do anything to win. The first steps on his path to victory? Get rid of his stubborn rookie Pilot and take his destiny into his own hands.
But as the pressure to win grows with every race, Hermione and Draco must find a way to work together, even if it takes the entire season. The championship is on the line, and neither can make history alone.
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A collection of Dramione drabbles written for Dramione Last Drabble Writer Standing - Round 12. The theme for this round was "Hogwarts".
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Pansy Parkinson’s plan for repairing her reputation has everything to do with earning her place in wizarding society and nothing to do with finding a man. But when the pursuit of those goals leads to Neville Longbottom and his fascinating plant collection, she questions the need to choose. While summer seethes with cross-pollination between Pansy’s wants and needs, rot threatens as autumn rises: a sickness that can kill, with a cure that can only come from the heart.
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Draco doesn’t know then how much that name, and the witch attached to it, will define his future. But, if he’s ever asked to tell the story of his life, to define the singular event that shaped all others, it will begin here: on the day he starts Hogwarts and learns of her existence.
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All of Eden's Vices Running Through My Veins by Misdemeanor1331
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 May 2024
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A collection of drabbles written alongside the Dramione Last Drabble Writer Standing competition, Round 10: Virtue and Vice. I was not an entrant this year but chose to write along as a way to stretch my creative muscles. Drabbles will vary in tone and content, so mind the tags. Enjoy!
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Professional curiosity often takes Draco Malfoy to far-flung and exotic locations, most of which happen to be of archaeological interest to and actively excavated by Ministry employee and former flame, Hermione Granger. When an Egyptian dig yields an artefact of immeasurable power, Draco and Hermione are forced to partner once more, facing danger, betrayal, and a force that neither can fully comprehend.
Six months later, they are no closer to understanding the bond the Sun Disc created between them. Instead, nightmares plague their sleep and distrust erodes their fragile relationship. But when Draco’s research assistant, Mitchell, begins behaving strangely, they must set aside their differences and solve a centuries-old family mystery. They already saved the world; how hard could saving one man be?
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For decades, the relationship between the Department of Magical Law Enforcement and St. Mungo's Hospital has worked as follows: MLE sends its people in damaged, St. Mungo's sends them out healed. But all that changes when Auror Hermione Granger finds herself on a case with only one choice of partner: Healer Draco Malfoy.
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Carol: The Admin from Holiday Hell by Misdemeanor1331
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2020
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A good administrative assistant is worth her weight in Galleons. A bad one, however…
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In a rare role reversal, Draco agrees to be the submissive for a scene. As he becomes more accustomed to his role as a switch, Hermione continues to push the envelope, helping Draco find and test his limits. Together, they explore the boundaries of passion through a safe, loving, and consensual BDSM relationship.
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double dipping by quicknotesquim for Black_Phoenix22
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Oct 2025
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She wonders, not for the first time, what Malfoy is cursed with. Because it’s pretty clear he’s been cursed: he takes a mysterious potion every day with his lunch, stored in two opaque phials which he downs one after the other in quick succession. She’s respected his privacy, waited for him to open up about it, but despite their close proximity five days a week, he’s never so much as hinted at what he struggles with.
Whatever it is, it seems fairly benign.
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Bookmarked by Misdemeanor1331
15 Oct 2025
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The monster-fucking everyone should read
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Of her lover’s many faults and arguable virtues, he's never late. So when 8 o’clock runs into 10, 12 ticks into 2, and Hermione's third note of rationally tempered concern flies unanswered back to sender, she panics.
“He's probably sick,” says Harry. “You both work in a hospital. The place where diseases live.”
“When has he ever,” says Hermione, “failed to advertise a twinge?”
Outside the Malfoy Manor gates, the grass is green.
Inside the fence—
“Go home,” says Harry gravely.
“Go to hell,” Hermione replies.
And because that is that, they plod up the drive and strain open the door to a landscape of ominous white.
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16 Dec 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Typical PR. Which is to say: absolutely fabulous.
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A Meowy Little Christmas by quicknotesquim for FidgetScribbles, Misdemeanor1331
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2023
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Draco Malfoy is roped into catsitting an elderly Crookshanks for his co-worker and longtime crush, Hermione Granger, over the Christmas holidays.
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19 Dec 2023
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Adults having adult relationships, and problems, and fears, and insecurities. With cats. Beautifully crafted and executed.
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德拉科·马尔福需要女伴。 赫敏·格兰杰需要钱。 在意大利的一周可以给他们带来远远超出他们预期的东西。
经典电影《风月俏佳人》的黑暗演绎。Bookmarked by Misdemeanor1331
24 Oct 2023
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Chinese translation of "Opportunity Cost"! 🤯
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On the Virtues of Inexhaustible Burning by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2022
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In which Draco Malfoy wrestles geology and Hermione receives several gifts.
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01 Feb 2023
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So fucking beautiful.
PR is the best writer in the fandom fight me.