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Draco Malfoy thought he had reasonable expectations for his mandatory Eighth Year at Hogwarts, where he would be confined to the grounds as part of his probation. Isolation, hatred, and passing his NEWTs were really all he had in mind.
What he wasn't anticipating:
1) Having a small firstie latch onto him like a bloody koala
2) Said firstie adopting an erkling as if they didn’t feed on children.To protect his little nuisance, he’ll have to seek help from uncomfortable places, including the Swottiest Witch of Her Age. Joy of all joys.
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16 Mar 2026
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Single father Draco Malfoy adored his son.
And had decided that for his first Yule, Scorp deserved a priceless gift for being such a good little boy. And what was more priceless than getting him a mother?
Getting him Granger as a mother.
(Which would be a very convenient present as Draco Malfoy was terribly and irrevocably in love with her.)
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05 Mar 2026
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In her figure drawing class, Hermione is paired with the last person she expected: Draco Malfoy, who is still imprisoned.
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He pointed the end of his pencil at her. How are you? he said.
“Fine,” she replied. “You?”
The corner of his mouth pulled up. Then he drew something quickly in his sketchbook—a spiky building on a rocky island in the middle of the sea. Azkaban. He gave a hearty thumbs up.
She covered her face, embarrassed. Peeking through her fingers, she saw that he was laughing, of all things.
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Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic by the time she turned 60. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.
She is now approaching her thirty-fourth birthday and is still single, though not for lack of trying. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created at twenty-five are starting to become harder to cling to. She knows she needs something to change, but that's easier said than done when Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.
As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers and sees her for who she really is. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.
Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.
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01 Jan 2026
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Wildly fun and the author notes make it try wonderful.
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Number Thirteen 🍏🐾🖤 by feistyferret for Incendiosketches
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2025
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Apartment number 13 has always had a reputation—cursed, haunted, or just terribly soundproofed. Hermione Granger doesn’t believe in nonsense, but when Crookshanks starts spending every afternoon inside the newly-occupied flat, she knocks on the door to retrieve him… and finds Draco Malfoy, shirtless and annoyingly magnetic.
A cat. A green apple. A cursed number. And an entirely unexpected slow burn.
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04 Sep 2025