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Draco Malfoy thought he had reasonable expectations for his mandatory Eighth Year at Hogwarts, where he would be confined to the grounds as part of his probation. Isolation, hatred, and passing his NEWTs were really all he had in mind.
What he wasn't anticipating:
1) Having a small firstie latch onto him like a bloody koala
2) Said firstie adopting an erkling as if they didn’t feed on children.To protect his little nuisance, he’ll have to seek help from uncomfortable places, including the Swottiest Witch of Her Age. Joy of all joys.
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16 Mar 2026
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Single father Draco Malfoy adored his son.
And had decided that for his first Yule, Scorp deserved a priceless gift for being such a good little boy. And what was more priceless than getting him a mother?
Getting him Granger as a mother.
(Which would be a very convenient present as Draco Malfoy was terribly and irrevocably in love with her.)
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- 8/8
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05 Mar 2026
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In her figure drawing class, Hermione is paired with the last person she expected: Draco Malfoy, who is still imprisoned.
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He pointed the end of his pencil at her. How are you? he said.
“Fine,” she replied. “You?”
The corner of his mouth pulled up. Then he drew something quickly in his sketchbook—a spiky building on a rocky island in the middle of the sea. Azkaban. He gave a hearty thumbs up.
She covered her face, embarrassed. Peeking through her fingers, she saw that he was laughing, of all things.
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Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic by the time she turned 60. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.
She is now approaching her thirty-fourth birthday and is still single, though not for lack of trying. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created at twenty-five are starting to become harder to cling to. She knows she needs something to change, but that's easier said than done when Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.
As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers and sees her for who she really is. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.
Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.
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01 Jan 2026
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Wildly fun and the author notes make it try wonderful.
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Number Thirteen 🍏🐾🖤 by feistyferret for Incendiosketches
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2025
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Apartment number 13 has always had a reputation—cursed, haunted, or just terribly soundproofed. Hermione Granger doesn’t believe in nonsense, but when Crookshanks starts spending every afternoon inside the newly-occupied flat, she knocks on the door to retrieve him… and finds Draco Malfoy, shirtless and annoyingly magnetic.
A cat. A green apple. A cursed number. And an entirely unexpected slow burn.
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04 Sep 2025
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She wore that Granger expression, the one that said she was going to bully someone into something. Draco had a bad feeling it was about to be him. “I’ll marry you,” Hermione said.
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“I’m not doing it for free. I marry you, then after a year we divorce and you agree to fund S.P.E.A.M.B. In perpetuity.”
“Out of the question.”
“It’s just one year. We would both get what we want.”
“Contracted marriages require consummation,” he said, adding a leer for good measure.
Granger had gotten more attractive since their Hogwarts days, he would give her that much. Her jumper was atrocious, though. He had half a mind to burn it.
To his everlasting shock, she merely shrugged. “It’s just sex. I’ve had it before and I presume you have too.”
She was utterly serious. Draco stared at her and contemplated being married to her. She was irritating and he might make her promise to never wear that jumper again, but it was better than the alternative.
Draco would do just about anything to avoid being poor.
“You’re serious?”
“Completely.”
“Then congratulations, Granger. You've got yourself a husband.”
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14 Aug 2025
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How do you help students recover from the aftermath of war?
How do you encourage forgiveness and promote unity?Clubs.
Headmistress McGonagall did not know what she was letting herself in for when she agreed to the creation of the Hogwarts Photography Club. But honestly? She was just relieved that someone had agreed to be in a club with the most notorious Slytherins in school.
Join Draco, Theo, Hermione, Ginny and a whole host of others as they embark on a year of trying to be 'normal' teenagers. With the icon that is Narcissa Malfoy and everyone's favourite villain Lucius, its sure to be a fun ride ahead.
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- Part 1 of The Hogwarts Photography Club Series
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- 25/25
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04 Aug 2025
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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
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- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.- Language:
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- 26/26
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03 Aug 2025
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No one knows that they are missing. No one knows where they are. No one knows that they are trapped. No one knows that they are dying. Dramione.
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- 14/14
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30 Jul 2025
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Hermione only agreed to go on a free all inclusive holiday because her mother guilted her into it and for Rose’s sake - which she quickly regrets when she realises her mother’s new boyfriend is Lucius Malfoy and that Draco and his son are part of this package deal. Now, trapped for a week with their parents and their precocious children, Hermione and Draco form a begrudging alliance to cope with their parent’s whirlwind engagement.
*Now Complete*
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Domestic Wizardry by TrillbySkinner for ValorsLady
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 May 2024
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Widower Draco Malfoy doesn't realize how his life will change when his eight year old son, Scorpius, brings home the cell number of his best friend’s mother and begs his father to call and offer what assistance they can.
Hermione Granger-Weasley’s husband of ten years has taken everything from her. Her books, her family, and her safety. After a fortuitous phone call from an old enemy, she finds a new start for herself and her daughter in the most unexpected of places.
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- Part 1 of Domestic Wizardry universe
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- 19/19
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15 Jul 2025
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Eleven years after the Final Battle, Draco Malfoy is a former Death Eater turned Auror living in New York City. He's no longer the arrogant, spiteful boy from Hogwarts, but a single father desperate to shield his young son, Scorpius, from the sins of his past.
Newly single and ready for a fresh start, Hermione Granger has moved across the pond to take on a high-profile diplomatic role at MACUSA. Determined to leave behind old heartaches, she is ready to focus on her career and build a new life in the Big Apple.
But when fate brings Draco and Hermione back into each other's lives, the two are forced to confront old wounds and unexpected new feelings. As they navigate career challenges and the lingering shadows of their pasts, they’ll discover that sometimes, the second chance you never expected may be exactly what you needed.
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- Part 1 of The Remix Universe
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- 25/25
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15 Jul 2025
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... Doesnt always stay in Vegas.
Or the time when Hermione made the seemingly innocent mistake of taking the girls to a Magic Mike screening. Not expecting the harmless outing to spiral into a spontaneous, secret trip to Las Vegas to see the real thing. She should have known that Pansy, Ginny, and Luna , “spiraling” is the default setting. What starts as a harmless girls’ night quickly devolves into drunken chaos, and poor decisions—especially when their very protective husbands find out and follow them across the ocean.