19 Works by Capzi
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“Why did you ask me to your home tonight?”
“Because. I wanted to spend more time with you, outside the pub. Maybe get to know you. Get to know you better.”
He looked sharply at that, eyes crowning in the darkness.
Hob was not afraid, then.
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Señor Murray's Taqueria + Mexican Grille by Capzi
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
26 Jan 2023
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You ever commit too hard to being, like, A Problem. Yeah, immortals do that too.
In fact, they do it better than anyone else.
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A desperate Sam Winchester makes an agreement he doesn't fully understand with a king he doesn't fully trust in order to save his brother and himself. His new life in the castle promises luxury, friendship, and safety, but secrets abound, right down to the very foundation under his feet, and Sam can't wait to be freed.
However, with war looming overhead and an unexpected romance threatening all that he knows about the world -and himself - it won't be as easy to wait out the time as he hoped. And what's the deal with that golden feather, anyway?
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Sam is staring down at a long night, no thanks to Dean and Cas. Gabriel proposes a spicy bet.
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Breakups are tough. Especially when they lead to inconvenient and earth-shattering existential crises. Just ask Sokka, who does too know that being gay is a Real Thing, no matter what Toph tells you.
Or Zuko, who has a slightly different take on matters but also a ton of other problems to deal with right now. Like finding time to train. And Sokka’s arms in that shirt.
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Aziraphale is starving for Crowley, who absolutely agrees it is a Good Idea to have sex, one hundred percent, absolutely, beyond a shadow of a doubt! Except. Well.
When you have limitless demonic power on your hands, can something still be a problem if you really, REALLY don't want it to be?
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“So anyway. I’ve given it a lot of thought and I reckon the two of us ought to fuck now.”
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Eddie and Venom come home, make some dinner, enjoy some chocolate.
Things take an unexpected turn after that last part.
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Val finished her shot and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.
“Your little brother’s a slut,” she said flatly.
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Thor just wants to be a good king on this weird planet. Loki just wants to get laid (or so he says). These goals are not strictly compatible.
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“Look, here’s the deal: I love fucking you, okay? Capital L-O-V-E love it, on my list of daily activities it ranks somewhere above fucking with you and Dean, and horsing around with my dad’s secret herd of unicorns that survived the flood. But I cannot in my good conscience or, hell, personal pride, allow you to use me like your own hardcore sex machine every time we bang."
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Cas is a human for good. He's not the man Dean thought he was.
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It’s been eleven months and he’s already put his fist through three TV sets.
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Thin Walls (or, How to Get a Lifetime Ban at the Cincinnati Motel 6) by Capzi
Fandoms: Supernatural
21 Aug 2015
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“Are you telling me that you knew we ended up in a room next door to Dean and Cas?!”
“Yep.”
“And you’re okay that?”
“Celestial sensory, kid. I can feel the lady in room 7 puking up a bad burrito and the guy down the hall picking his toenails; you think I’m about to stop bangin’ your sweet ass just because my baby brother is getting his too?” -
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"It was big, black, and utterly beautiful. Hefty enough to need a freakin’ handle, crowned with a blunt tip the package bragged was over seven inches in diameter. Smooth silicone and ten vibrating patterns.
To top it all off, the toy boasted the most compelling evidence Sam had ever seen for the universe having a sense of humor. Written in bold letter across the box was the name of the monstrosity: The Colt."
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The Winchesters are no strangers to sacrifice of the highest order, but the opportunity to bring home all the angels presents a unique set of challenges. Featuring Dean's unexpected hurt in his new relationship, Castiel's attempts to keep the peace, and Sam's bloated, sugar-craving, nauseous, mood-swinging desperation to just get through the next nine months, dammit.
Buck up, boys. We've got an abomination on the way.
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"Almost six months pregnant, six months an Omega, and Sam had done everything in his power to ignore this new body function as best he could. It was just too strange, too foreign for him to handle, the idea of being filled when he knew only of how good it was to fill and knot and claim. He was still an Alpha, at his core, and Alphas didn’t long for this..."
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Teeny tiny coda to 10x13: Sam decides the time is right to fess up about something
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Cas has a surprise for Dean: pretty panties and validation that he's okay to actually enjoy them.
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Dean's life is just fine, thankyouverymuch. Okay, sure, so sleeping at night is hell and his brother Sam's barely even around anymore and his lifeguard gig has turned into more of a painful obligation than anything else, but it's nothing he can't handle. What he really CAN'T deal with is the dorky guy with the douchey clothes, ugly Jeep, and bad taste in music who keeps popping up. And who may also be a freakin' surf god. And suddenly things seem a lot less fine.