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    Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
    Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
    Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.

    When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
    Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
    Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.

     What could possibly go wrong?
    (Everything. The answer is everything.)

     Starring:
    Theo: having the time of his life.
    Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
    Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?

    What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
    What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
    What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?

    Rules:
    Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
    Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
    Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.

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    20 Oct 2025

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    Forget not that I shall come back to you. A little while, and my longing shall gather dust and foam for another body. A little while, a moment of rest upon the wind, and another person shall bear me. ~ Kahlil Gibran.

     

    No matter his name or hers, no matter what forms they take or what identities they bear, Draco and Hermione are destined to meet.

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    LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
    1971 - 1995

    This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!

    PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??

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    (Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)

     DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.

    NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC

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    03 Apr 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 28808

    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    10 Dec 2021

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    And did not fight.

     

    Oh God!