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    Uber Cute and Pocket-Sized by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    02 May 2013

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    Gandalf was getting thoroughly annoyed by the dwarves, so he decided to try and place a spell on them. Unfortunately, thanks to the dwarves being quite good with shields and dodging in general, Bilbo is hit with the spell instead, much to Thorin's chagrin and Gandalf's amusement. And what ensues? Chaos.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    The Adventures of Tiny Bilbo and Tiny Thorin by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    19 Dec 2014

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    Inspired by non6ix’s Tiny Bilbo and Tiny Thorin fan art. Galadriel arrives early, picks up some interesting thoughts, and meddles. The result: Thorin and Bilbo are shrunk to about three inches in height and can only act on their natural urges and convey their thoughts in one word. Gandalf isn’t sure whether to be annoyed or delighted by this. Everyone else can’t wait for them to be back to normal.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Never Burgle the Burglar (Lest a Pack of Dwarves Comes after You) by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    01 Mar 2015

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    Upon arriving at the Shire to find Bilbo's things being auctioned off, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield has a rather...dramatic reaction.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    The Most Ancient and Sacred Hobbit Remedy by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    22 Nov 2017

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    Conkers is a game of skill and fun, a perfect way to let off steam to prevent many in-families assassinations from ocurring, and most of all, training. Because in Hobbit culture, many things are sacred, but very few as sacred as generosity and constraint. And sometimes, of course, a hobbit becomes overly greedy.
    It happens even in the best of families —Bilbo's, even, has a perfect example, coughLobeliacough—, and so, the hobbits long devised a solution: the Most Ancient and Sacred Hobbit Remedy for Greediness.

    It works nine times out of ten, and the one that doesn't is usually due to death or severe injury meddling in the process.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Lessons in ‘Don’t Piss Off Your Hobbit’ by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    09 Jul 2025

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    Not only is Thorin is still injured from the battle but Bilbo’s missed elevensies, luncheon and now afternoon tea on top of having to represent Erebor in the peace negotiations; so his day isn’t wonderful anyway. Thranduil then decides to open his mouth, this is very bad.

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    13 Jan 2026