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Vox is in a bad place mentally and Alastor, sensing it through the airwaves, comes over to help.
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- Part 2 of Don’t Let Me Be Gone
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Alastor goes to Vox for help after accidentally turning himself into a human.
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- Part 4 of Hazbin Hotel Crack Ficlets
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Charlie attempts to disguise her (100% understandable) nosiness about what happened between Alastor and Vox as therapy.
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- Part 3 of Hazbin Hotel Crack Ficlets
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Vox keeps walking in on Alastor telling the other Vees embarrassing stories about him from their past together.
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- Part 2 of Hazbin Hotel Crack Ficlets
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Alastor truly despises the fact that Lucifer can’t seem to remember his name.
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- Part 1 of Hazbin Hotel Crack Ficlets
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That time I sobered up and married a TV by Godlizza for issu (Issushaim)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Oct 2025
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“A business call?” Vox asked, keeping his gaze fixed on the wall as Alastor strolled behind him. “For what?”
“A proposal,” came Alastor’s reply.
“What kind of proposal?” Vox bit out, a headache beginning to form behind his screen.
He turned around and blinked in surprise at finding Alastor suddenly down on one knee, grinning up at him. His mind came to a screeching halt when Alastor grabbed one of his hands and fished a small black box out of his pocket.
“A proposal,” Alastor repeated, flicking open the box to display a golden ring adorned with an obnoxiously huge diamond. It, along with Alastor’s beaming smile, blinded Vox. “Whattaya say?”
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Months after getting divorced, Alastor and Vox decide to get married again, for all of Hell to see. But it's just for show. Really.
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- Part 2 of That time I got divorced
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30 Dec 2025
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That time I got drunk and married the Radio Demon by Godlizza
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Sep 2024
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Luga just stared at him, her mask of indifference slipping into incredulity. “Sir,” she began slowly, “you are aware that those weddings are real, aren’t you?”
“What?” Vox said, startling out of his trip down memory lane.
Vox blinked at Luga. She didn’t blink back.
With a growing cavern of ice freezing over the pit of his stomach, Vox said, “No, they’re not.”
“Yes, they are.”
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Or: that time Vox and Alastor got drunk and had a vegas wedding, not realising it was legal.
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- Part 1 of That time I got divorced
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28 Dec 2025
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If there's anything Lucifer has learned from his sunshiney daughter, it's that you've gotta kill them with kindness!
Or: Lucifer learns physical touch really gets under Alastor's skin. To appease Charlie, he starts showering Alastor with hugs and the like whenever he pisses him off. That way, Charlie is none the wiser to what he's doing, and Alastor gets a taste of his own medicine.
..The problem begins when Alastor starts seeking him out for affection.
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- Part 1 of dating alastor 101: a step by step guide
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22 Dec 2025
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Throughout his life and afterlife Alastor has come to realize that he is rather slow when it comes to matters of the heart. In life, he knew not what being in love meant. And in death, it took him far too long to realize when he’d finally stumbled into that elusive, unknown affliction of the heart. His soul was traded for love without him even having fully realized it. It is only after things come to a head in a tangled mess between himself, the Queen of Hell, her King, and that old pal of his that he can choose for himself what to do with this feeling.
And apparently, that choice is to somehow manage to simultaneously maintain relations with two difficult to handle men despite having a grand total of zero relationship experience prior to this point.
He never claimed that his choice had to be a good one…
It seemed that he does not fall into love easy. But once he does… the feeling was guarded jealously in his chest.
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- Part 1 of In the Garden of Sinners
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20 Dec 2025
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Vox gets the idea (from Husker, of all people) to try ignoring Alastor, for once.
Vox just wanted Alastor to get a little pissed off. Maybe start showing Vox some attention instead of the other way around.
He didn’t expect Alastor to get so… possessive.
a russian translation is available on ficbook here!!
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Bookmarked by CastielWho
09 Dec 2025