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    When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.

    A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.

    “You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”

    “I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.

    “You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”

    Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!

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    14 May 2025

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    Kakashi dies.

    He dies, in battle like he was always going to. For Konoha (like he was always going to.)

    It is—good. Kakashi is dead, and it is good.

    He does not expect to wake up, and he definitely does not expect to wake up in a place as beautiful as this.

    (or, Kakashi dies and something drops him onto Pandora)

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    21 Mar 2025

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    Tony, bonded to the All Spark, with his family of baby bots, Pepper and Rhodey by his side goes on to face all that life throws at him...

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    27 Dec 2024

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    After a very wild and inadvisable fuck on a cave floor in the middle of the wilderness, Childe and Zhongli each have something plaguing them: Childe, because he’s been feeling weirdly out of sorts after he went mad enough to show his hot business acquaintance his Abyss-tainted monstrous form — and Zhongli, because he isn’t sure if Childe remembers the full extent of their… coupling.

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    04 Sep 2024

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    You die and find yourself inserted into a game you were obsessed with. Tale as old as time.

    However, this game happens to revolve around a dangerous obsessive stalker who would do anything to be with the player. Good thing you happen to be a side character of sorts, you'll just have to keep your distance from him.

    You can do that, right?

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    18 Jun 2024