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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    This AU is inspired by S02 EP07.

    Silco finds Vander's note in their hideout and now has to make the decision whether to turn his back on Vander or forgive him.
    Suddenly he finds himself not only negotiating with Piltover, but also parenting two girls and navigating a relationship.

    There is a Playlist now
    I'll probably update it along the way.

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    16 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    “Dare”

    “Okay, okay.” Con took a sip. “You have to wear women's underwear. F- for like, five-” he spilled a little of his drink, ignoring it to power through his sentence. “For like five minutes.”

    Vander stared at him, and they both broke out into laughter again. “You arse.” Vander heaved. “Where the fuck am I going to find a pair of knickers that fit me?”

    Vander stole a glance at Silco to see what he made of all this. He was staring right at him, sharp eyes bright as flares even drunk and in the smoggy night. And then Fel was tumbling onto the stairwell again with the brightest. Pinkest. Laciest. Most feminine pair of underwear Vander had ever seen.

    Vander went red. “No way. Th-they’re not going to fit.” He tried not to look at them. Looking at them was a bad idea.

    Felicia flung then at him, and he groaned, holding the feather light lace in his big hands because that was better than where they just had landed on his face.

    “Well, I'll help you then. Would hate to see you taken down on a simple game of truth or dare.” And now Silco was in on it, too? Big dilated pupils, loose hair and pink shiny cheeks ruffled his usual cool appearance ever so slightly.

    He was so fucked.

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    11 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    “Can’t be friends with him anymore.”

    And Vander doesn’t say who he is, but it feels like the cruelest of gods have answered Silco’s prayers.

    “Now, now, Silco would be heartbroken if he heard you say that,” Felicia mocks—“Besides, who’s gonna take care of the kids if you get a divorce?”

    “We have kids?”

    “Revolution and anarchy.”

    “Very funny.”

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    10 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 79

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    Inspired by League of Legends lore's The Warden's Writeups.

    At SHQ, every new inmate and guard is warned about Inmate 516: An inmate with a strange, incurable bloodlust. Her behavioral problems, her predilection for powder and her obsession with certain criminals don’t seem to wane over her years of hard time served. The occasional whisper flies that perhaps she’s not as cracked as she seems... That maybe—just maybe, she’s the only unbroken one in the joint.

    A warden struck out on a mission to change her. She fought and she won. They put a number on her jumpsuit, so she wrote her name on her face. They took her youth from her, but they never took her good heart.

    This is the story she lived to tell, beginning from Day 0.

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    07 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    "Think about it, Sev—no more late night calls. No more fishing him outta the Pilt when he has a bad day. He'll have Vander to torment instead of us."

    "Don't call me Sev," Sevika snapped. She hung her head, letting out a long-suffering sigh.

    "Oh, hells," she said, and met Ran's eyes square on. "I'm in. Let's get those two miserable old men fucking again."
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    In which Sevika and Ran conspire to get Silco and Vander back together.
    OR
    Silco gets put in the torture chair and Vander fucks his brains out.

    Written for Zaundads Big Bang 2025, with illustrations by ichabod [ bsky | insta | x ]

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    06 Oct 2025

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